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#884697 - 01/09/08 08:30 PM
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I would tickle your foot since you would then go into uncotrollable gyrations
Would you remove the hair from my ears?
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#884698 - 01/09/08 08:30 PM
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No, but here are some clippers.
Did you ever watch that stupid show about dinosaurs that talked and the infant always said "Not the baby!" or something like that?
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#884779 - 01/09/08 09:22 PM
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IDK.
Why is it, they're still playing Backstreet Boys on the radio, but I haven't heard any N'Sync songs?
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#884887 - 01/09/08 10:58 PM
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Because you're too lazy to clean them.
I Phone or Crackberry?
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#884893 - 01/09/08 11:09 PM
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Crackberry.
Have you ever used the restroom of the opposite sex that was clearly marked?
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#884967 - 01/10/08 01:58 AM
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Would masturbating count?
Have you ever worn pants with the size/inseam sticky tape thingy stuck to the leg, but you didn’t realize the pants had the sticky tape thingy was stuck to your leg?
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#884973 - 01/10/08 02:05 AM
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Would masturbating count?
Have you ever worn pants with the size/inseam sticky tape thingy stuck to the leg, but you didn’t realize the pants had the sticky tape thingy was stuck to your leg? yes, and the whole world sees before you notice. If you could change anything in your life present or past what would it be?
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#884989 - 01/10/08 02:46 AM
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Probably pursuing my accounting degree and CPA certification my first time in college rather than majoring in journalism and getting my accounting degree 9 years later….
Waking up in the middle of the night hearing something moving in your closet
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Having a hand grab your foot as you get out of bed in the middle of the night?
(Sweet dreams….)
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#884995 - 01/10/08 03:03 AM
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Having my husband grab my foot as it passes over his head as I get out of bed in the middle of the night  Sweet Dreams Indeed! Clap On or Clap Off???????
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#885009 - 01/10/08 03:33 AM
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calp off dear, its late
engine warmer or ordering hubby out to start the car?
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#885012 - 01/10/08 03:44 AM
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Remote starter (if you really love her). Heats things up from 200 feet with just a touch of a button (just like me!)
Have you ever peed on an electric fence (extra points for the ladies)? File this under "Never listen to your brother category...."
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#885018 - 01/10/08 04:13 AM
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No - (but having 3 sons I understand the 'brother' thing!)
Jelly or Jam?
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#885022 - 01/10/08 04:23 AM
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Jam (I don't like seeds or foods that start with "C", such as coconut, cantelope, cottage cheese, etc.)
H.R. Puffinstuff
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Wilhelmina W. Witchiepoo?
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#885029 - 01/10/08 04:41 AM
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Puffinstuff Winnie the Pooh or Tigger?
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#885090 - 01/10/08 02:16 PM
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premium please
sacchran or sweet and low?
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#885140 - 01/10/08 02:51 PM
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Neither. Give me real sugar!
How would you confront someone you discover using your razor when you use that razor to shave your unmentionables?
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#885256 - 01/10/08 04:05 PM
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“Ahem. Do you ever wonder why my razor in the shower is impacted with dark, curly hairs? Well, let me tell you something personal….”
Why did my wife unplug the coffee maker last night after I had just filled and programmed it earlier that evening???
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#885264 - 01/10/08 04:14 PM
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Because she's the devil!
Although I don't drink coffee, do you think you get better results with a French press?
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#885281 - 01/10/08 04:23 PM
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I've tried one a few times--too much work. I want an immediate caffeine infusion right out of bed.
Have you ever been abducted and probed by aliens?
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#885286 - 01/10/08 04:26 PM
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If I was, they eliminated that memory. But I'm sure I'll have flashbacks the next time I watch a Shirely Maclaine movie.
Have you ever watched a movie so powerful that it solidified your stance on a subject?
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