George Bush's. I'm sure he would either keep me entertained or very,very bored.

If you could have a one-night stand w/ a celeb, who would it be?

Bea Arthur.



Who would you chose?

Burt Reynolds


Alimony or settlement?

alimony. Baby needs to buy new shoes.



Is it wrong to wish harm on a coworker who has a nagging cough?

yes

so if we bless those who curse us, what are these heaping coals poured on their heads?

little bitty HOT wake up calls

Why do some people think that others always owe them something???

They were raised to be enabled, gave up their sense of individuality and failed to accomplish more than riding the waves of government assistance.




Do you watch Charmed because you like seeing Shannon Doherty getting thrown against walls, turned into a dog and ultimately dying?

Heck yes!!!!!!

Why am I so disappointed in the "spy ear" I just bought?

Because nothing from an infomercial at 3 in the morning ever works like they show it. I have a Beadazzler to prove it.




Is it wrong for someone to say, when lifting a particularly heavy box, "Whatcha got in here? JonBenet Ramsey?!"

no, its just inacurate - it would be better to say "meatloaf"

can you really drink vodka through a nipple?

No

Have you ever ordered something at the drive through and specified that the order is "to go"?

Yes! I've also called stores that are open 24 hours and asked what time they close, then say "I'll be right there."


What's the worst lie you've ever told to you SO?

I don't have the herp! (HAH.. just kidding, but that's one of the worst lies I think a person could tell his/her SO).


If you could swim in a pool full of anything but water, what would you want to swim in?

VODKA!!!!!!!!!!! And that's the one time I'd drink the liquid in which I was swimming.




Have you ever had a dream about falling where you've actually hit the ground?

Nope, but I once had a dream I was being attacked by a rhino. Luckily I wasn't being attacked by a rhino. That would kind of suck.

If you were going to have an exotic animal as a pet, what animal would you choose?

An elephant, one I could ride in to work and freak out everyone downtown.




Have you ever been at work (or anywhere in public) and bent over and split your pants open?

I was once getting out of my car to go into work, and the back of my skirt completely split. Lucky for me, I had a pair of slacks in my car.

Have you ever accidentally flashed someone because you didn't know there was anyone around?

Not really, but once I was so drunk I thought I was home and started taking my clothes off. I was in my underwear and was stopped by my SO because we were at a friend's house.



Was having a bacon, egg and cheese bagel on an onion bagel a bad idea?

Sound good, but you'll stink to high heaven.


Why do they say to take things with a grain of salt, when those things should usually be taken with a box of salt?

Because salt at one time was used as currency and to imply you had more than a grain was pretentious.




Have you ever seen someone with dreadlocks and wanted to feel their hair?

No, but I have seen someone with dreds and wanted to take a shower after being near them!

Have you ever drank on the job?

I can't say that I have.. surprisingly. I've done other things on the job, though.


Do you ever take your shoes off under your desk?

Never, but Debbie does all the time and walks around without shoes on. It makes me


Have you ever fantasized about your SO's sibling(s)?

I can honestly say I haven't. They're my dad's age, which isn't the problem, but out of the two brothers, one is weird, and the other is a "not my type" Georgia fan.


Have you ever fantasized about any of your mom or dad's friends?