MARCH OF THE PENGUINS (i no longer eat penguins)


do you agree that neil diamond is the greatest singer/songwriter of this or any generation?

American History X was pretty powerful but not on me.

Have you, or anyone that you know, ever played in a movie?

My hubby's cousin played Kenny Rogers' stunt double in Six Pack & I know a guy who was an extra in We Are Marshall. He even had his picture taken with Matthew McConahottie. *jealous*


Do you like eating meat poop?

Because that's where the crew of 2 girls 1 cup stored their surplus.



Have you ever run into a cactus on accident?

All public freezers smell like that.

Whould you rather have the stomach virus or a runny nose 24 hours a day?

Stomach virus

Leprosy or ebola?

Ebola (hopefully I would only get the abdominal pain and nausea instead of the blood vomiting)!!

Blind or Deaf?

Deaf

Related question... color blind or lost sense of smell (& therefore taste)?

color blind



Will someone bring me a soft pretzel?

No, my pretzel is hard and I promised it to someone else.

Ketchup or mustard?

[font:Comic Sans MS]On it's way

Have you ever broke wind during a prostate exam? [/font]

I've not had a prostate exam.

And mustard!





Has something ever popped up at totally the wrong moment?

Hmmm... I'd think a prostate exam with mustard would burn...

There's never a wrong moment...

What's the policy on dating consultants?

"Shut the F__ up you nasty little pieces of sh__..."

Who's hotter, Peppermint Patty or Lucy?

It doesn't matter because it exemplifies the mundane drivel extolled by socialistic educators intent on warping the impressionable minds of America's youth. The message is clear.





Have you ever passed out in the back seat of a car and when you woke up you were in another state?

That hasn't happened yet, but I put my checkbook with a pen in my back pocket and had a little surprise when I sat down.




Do you know any real psychics?

Yes.... oh, sorry, thought you said psychos...


Ever been abducted by aliens and given an anal probe?

If I was, they eliminated that memory. But I'm sure I'll have flashbacks the next time I watch a Shirely Maclaine movie. (Lil'Devil asked this in the previous page)



Do you still get excited when that Chumbawamba song comes on the radio?

Sadly, yes.

How old are you?

32 for another month



Would you ever want to go back in time and do high school over again?

God no! Maybe college though!


Is a computer more than a magic porn machine?