Only after consuming taquitos from a gas station (my son talked me into it...he obviously is trying to kill me)

Wouldn't Swine Divine be a great stripper name?

heheheheheee

hey TE, you think you want to put your son's life into the hands of Ms. B ?

it may be time for a central Texas gathering of the rowdies, just sayin"............

how close is the TE to the hill country?

16...he's got his first job close to my office so I pick him up and bring him to my office when he gets off work at 1:00 so he can study drivers education...

Isn't the thought of a teenager driving one of the scariest things ever?

TE is pretty close to the hill country...a hair piece from the capitol city if you will....

Isn't that an accurate measurement?

Yes, but so is the thought of really old people driving.


Do you think I could be a famous go-go dancer if I legally change my name to Swine Devine?

Given the right footwear and some killer choreography, I think you could definately succeed...

Is there a big calling for gogo dancers in Arizona?

I have been giving that serious consideration. The only problem is that I have a 10 year old daughter who will whonk him if he doesn't get his license by the time soccer season starts!

Aren't little girls scary?

I don't like the name son, find a better one!!

and I like the idea of a 16 year old locked up, should have thought of that a while back, too late now

does the sun over there make you uncomfortable?

yes, even at my advanced age, if I had enough lotion and drinks involving coconut rum and vodka, I could take the heat (I hope)

but I am not going in the water, do you swim while sunbathing?

Fo schizzle.


Is it possible to eat too much ice cream?

NO!

Are you going to share?

sharing everything is a family trait TE!!!

whats your fav flavor of Blue Bell?

never had it...


What's for supper?

yeah, whatever has the shortest drive thru line





why do my fingers smell like onions, again?

Because you were playing with your feet again.


Do you use yelp.com to find new places to eat?

can any of us truly learn anything new?

How old does the dog get before he can't learn new tricks?

Nope, not at all. Actually don't enjoy bowling anymore.

Are you a good swimmer?

nope, especially with cement shoes

are you a good skydiver?

Never tried sky diving, too afraid of heights

Have you ever been up in a hot air balloon?