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#897764 - 01/31/08 09:49 PM
Re: A Question....
Miscuit
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I guess you don't want to hear about my water bottle or coffee cup then...
When you’re an old lady, will you knit for sex?
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#897786 - 01/31/08 10:11 PM
Re: A Question....
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I will let you know dear when the time comes ain't modern medicine a miracle?
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#897790 - 01/31/08 10:13 PM
Re: A Question....
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It keeps you preserved in your advance age....
Do you think the dominant "boss" position--rocking back in his chair, feet up on the desk, arms stretched back behind his head--is equivalent to the chest thrust of the alpha male gorilla?
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#897793 - 01/31/08 10:15 PM
Re: A Question....
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Possibly...especially if he stands up on his desk and starts marking his territory.
Can I go home now?
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#897794 - 01/31/08 10:15 PM
Re: A Question....
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nope, thats the assumed position for posting on BOL
have you ever seen the chest thrust of the beta female?
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#897808 - 01/31/08 10:32 PM
Re: A Question....
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Knit as a replacement for sex? H3ll no! I should have clarified that knitting wouldn't be a replacement for sex, but you would knit in exchange for sex.
No, I've never seen the chest thrust of the beta female, but Judy has lifted her top and flashed me her purple bra.
Do you have a minimum purchase amount before you return something to the store? For example, if it’s $5 or less and you purchased it at a store you don’t frequent too often, would you just keep the item instead of making a special trip to the store and going through the hassle of returning it?
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#897826 - 01/31/08 11:01 PM
Re: A Question....
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More than likely, but I shop close enought to home that shouldn't happen too often.
What's the deal with kids today wearing the jeans with the waist almost at their knees?
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#897829 - 01/31/08 11:12 PM
Re: A Question....
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I wish I knew, like I want to look at their undershorts What are you willing to drive in bad weather to get to?
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#897836 - 01/31/08 11:25 PM
Re: A Question....
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Home.
What is your favorite season of the year?
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#897851 - 02/01/08 12:14 AM
Re: A Question....
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Phoenix Summer!!!!
Why so people start to cross the street just before the traffic light turns and obstruct the flow of traffic?
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#897875 - 02/01/08 03:35 AM
Re: A Question....
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Ewww....especially when someone has tinkled on the seat and I don't notice it.
Have you ever skinny dipped in a public place?
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#897878 - 02/01/08 03:40 AM
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Yes.
Have you?
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#897881 - 02/01/08 03:49 AM
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Only at night.
What's your favorite book?
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#897887 - 02/01/08 04:27 AM
Re: A Question....
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"It" (that's why clowns scare the h3ll out of me)
Do you eat that gooky, white, slimy thingy from the egg or do you you try to pick it out?
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#897889 - 02/01/08 04:29 AM
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Not sure which part you're talking about.
Before or after it's cooked?
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#897891 - 02/01/08 04:34 AM
Re: A Question....
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Before...it's just all kinda slimy and supposed to be an unformed chicken or something...creeps me out.
Can you eat the banana butt...that dark thing on the end that I have to pick off?
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#897896 - 02/01/08 04:49 AM
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Yeah but it gets stuck in your teeth (and that gross egg thing goes down the drain. Blecch.)
Do you have any body piercings other than ear lobes?
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#897905 - 02/01/08 11:26 AM
Re: A Question....
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Nope.
Do you always vote on Election Day?
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#898025 - 02/01/08 02:49 PM
Re: A Question....
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Sure thing! Otherwise I couldn't gripe about politics.
So, if you're woken up at 4:30 a.m. and told your oldest dog is going to die, but then find out it's 4:30 a.m. and she's foaming at the mouth and walking around in circles because it's 4:30 a.m. and you're foaming at the mouth and walking around in circles, do you smack down the person who woke you up in the first place????????
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#898036 - 02/01/08 02:57 PM
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Probably.
Are moderators permitted freedom of speech when posting on BOL?
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#898054 - 02/01/08 03:08 PM
Re: A Question....
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Absolutely!!!
When your dog poops in the house do you just clean it up or yell at the dog while you clean it up?
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#898065 - 02/01/08 03:14 PM
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I've never heard of that, so I'm going to say, 'No'.
How do you handle an employee who announces "There's a message on line one" but doesn't take the initiative to retrieve the message? Should I kill her?
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