5 - parakeet named Pretty Boy.

What different animals have you had for pets?

turtle, dog, cat.. i think that's it


what's your favorite animal?

Oh, and my husband brought home a mouse.. I made him put it out after 2 days. His name was Moses.

You're a guest. Let them prepare the coffee.



Does anyone else think it's kind of funny that this past weekend was so darn cold and yesterday was raining, and now after all the Super Bowl people go home it's expected to be in the low 70s this weekend?

get it for her, then fax her a love letter.

are you buying your SO a present for valentine's day?

No - Just making a nice dinner for two.

Why not get the fax machine, then fax her some interesting pictures of yourself?

my pleasure.

I think a tazer makes a nice anniversary gift

and yes, the coffee spill has happened here

Did you ever swallow whole a large Zicam pill you were supposed to chew?

thursday.

have you ever licked your desk?

does a disease only come one day of the week?

VD can fall on any day without proper protection

evidently there are few romantics in the room

Nope, can't say that I have.

Why are some blueberries are so sour?

cuz they aren't cooked yet.

do your shoes hurt?

only after i tripped and took a big digger into his desk.


what is the point of a bay leaf if it's poisonous?

Because the have great flavor.

Bay Leaf is poisonous?

yuck no

Do you believe people are basically good or bad?

I think everyone has the potential to go either way, and we can exhibit both good and bad in any given day. But we rely on the kindness/forgiveness of others to make us more bearable.



How can a shoe hurt if it has no feeling?