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#888866 - 01/16/08 07:54 PM
Re: A Question....
Pale Rider
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I'm a Drama Queen.
What should I have for lunch?
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#888871 - 01/16/08 07:58 PM
Re: A Question....
Becka Marr
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how about Rizzy's little stuffed moose?
Who doesn't like chocolate moose?
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#888872 - 01/16/08 08:00 PM
Re: A Question....
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Anybody who really doesn't like desserts.
Are there people on BOL you admire more than people in your office?
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#888892 - 01/16/08 08:24 PM
Re: A Question....
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Go with the chicken. You know you want to.
How much would you pay to be trained to make tamales?
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#888908 - 01/16/08 08:35 PM
Re: A Question....
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tylenol
How would you handle a co-worker that gets under your skin?
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#888910 - 01/16/08 08:36 PM
Re: A Question....
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tweezers work pretty good for extractions of this nature
tylenol or aspirin?
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#888929 - 01/16/08 08:59 PM
Re: A Question....
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Tylenol
What's your safety word?
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#888932 - 01/16/08 09:02 PM
Re: A Question....
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Tilly
Chaps: with or without bottoms?
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#888941 - 01/16/08 09:09 PM
Re: A Question....
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Without, of course.
When's the last time you had breakfast for dinner?
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#888968 - 01/16/08 09:33 PM
Re: A Question....
pjs
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depends on what i'm wearing.
what's your jewelry of choice?
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#888973 - 01/16/08 09:35 PM
Re: A Question....
Bailey.
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diamonds
Who really goes to a Mexican restaurant to order a hamburger?
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#888978 - 01/16/08 09:37 PM
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the uncreative.
what made you think of THE NOTHING earlier?
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#888980 - 01/16/08 09:45 PM
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My BFF is called Sebastian and he sent me a text message, which reminded me of the Never Ending Story.
Have you ever smelled a great cologne/perfume on someone and asked if you could sniff them?
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#888991 - 01/16/08 10:05 PM
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What? I should obtain their permission first?
Ever find yourself at the check stand clarifying to the cashier that the female hygiene products you’re purchasing are for your wife?
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#888998 - 01/16/08 10:08 PM
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No, I find explaining to them that I'm stocking up for after the operation gets a much more honest response.
What's your favorite beef jerky flavor?
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#889002 - 01/16/08 10:14 PM
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Pepper beef jerky
According to the February 2008 issue of Cosmopolitan, I have a G-spot. Really? Where is it?
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#889011 - 01/16/08 10:20 PM
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Um, I think it's easier to show you than explain in text. Do you watch reality TV?
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#889017 - 01/16/08 10:24 PM
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Dancing With The Stars, but that's it
Why do so many of our elderly citizens choose to drive Buicks?
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#889021 - 01/16/08 10:27 PM
Re: A Question....
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Because if you're going to drive over a group of school children, you want to make sure your car doesn't get too much damage.
Why do I have such a neck ache?
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#889027 - 01/16/08 10:43 PM
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Stress. A pint of vodka and a neck massage will make it go away...
Why am I having so many problems trying to post (I keep getting "This page could not be found" error message)
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#889029 - 01/16/08 10:50 PM
Re: A Question....
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mods have more than just a little button to send stuff to the garbage - bwowowwaaawwhwhwha
are you two the only posters left? has the rapture occured?
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#889030 - 01/16/08 10:50 PM
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Because the server is overloaded.
How did you know I love vodka?
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