Absolutely!

How about Skittles?

not really. (you ARE talking about the candy, right?)

why can you always pick out the smell of a twizzler?

And they smell so good!

Why do I always forget to bring twizzlers when I go to the ball game, and the people around me all remember them?

i know!!! me too!!!


why do hockey pucks hurt when they hit you?

because they're made of rubber.

Why are you allowed to fight in hockey but no other sport?

because other sports employ pansies...

do you like to sneeze?

no

can you sneeze and keep your eyes open?

no.

Can your tongue touch your nose?

yes.

can you flip your tongue?

yes

can you wiggle your ears?

Nope.


How long should you wait until you take the mystery container out of the office fridge? (It's not mine)

no.

Are you flexible enough to put your feet behind your head?

NEVER!

Once the mystery container is discovered, how many would fess up that it's their's?

Does Freak work at the same office? I bet he would!!

What's the worse thing you've ever been dared to do?

Sorry, I always picked "Truth."



How long should you wait to get business cards where you work before you worry that maybe you're not in the company's long-term plans?

17 years would be sufficient

Can you do a wheelie with your walker?

A few weeks

Who cares if they own up to the mystery in the fridge- just throw the darn thing out.



Do you have bed bugs?

no

do you have cockroaches?

Not roaches.

Why do I always go in the bathroom after captain stinky has been there?

because you like it?


Would I look good in dark purple/red hair?

Not if you look anything like your avatar.




Crunchy or smooth peanut butter?

i don't think anyone would look good with dark purple/red hair.

what color is your hair now?

HA HA!

Smooth. all the way.


Do you like brownies?

of course!

Who doesn't like brownies? nuts or no nuts?

with please, makes 'em health food

would Patrice look good in green hair?