Only when it's used in great quantities over hotdogs, brats or other forms of processed poo.





Would you ever sponsor someone from another country to live in your house with you?

There are some Russian mail order brides I wouldn't mind sponsoring. But alas, my wife isn't in to that. Perhaps I could swap her.





Have you ever had secret stadium sauce?
(this may only be available in the midwest and particularly WI, but your comment about brats made me think of it, it's best on there)

Never heard of it.

Can you send me some? Oh wait, is this something I should be accepting from you??

You can accept it from me, so long as you take your penicillin.





Would someone please pull my finger?! I'm dying here!

Not if there's a match nearby.





Would you have fired Omarosa?

I dunno, didn't watch the show.

What day of the week do you get paid?

The 15th and the 30, no matter what 'day of the week' they land on

Does your paycheck last long enough?

Nope, but that's more my fault. No wait--it's Bush's fault for encouraging me to spend my $$.




Do you think constantly correcting children teaches them to do something right or damages their self esteem?

I think it depends on what you're correcting them on and how you go about it. If you're telling a kid he or she is fat, I'd say that's damaging. If you correct a kid when he or she says, "me have to go to the bathroom," I think it's necessary.


Are you the gatekeeper?

I am the HUGE Gatekeeper!

Are you in line at the gate?

Yea, I cut in front of a bunch of people. I think their mad!

Do you dread coming to work some mornings because of some people you work w/?

PR: Only if Gozer is at the end of it.
sadie: One word: Debbie


Is there an actor that you refuse to watch?

YEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

How much do you hate having to get up for work?

Lots and lots.

Do you have a long commute?

I truly don't think it could.




Should I feel bad about having such a fun time in my SO's absence?

No way.

Why is you so absent?

swine are so absent minded, especially in the desert heat.

Why do auditors have such a bad reputation?

Cause we are mean

Do you hate Auditors?

I love auditors, especially if they love Lions!

Anybody get a Pajamagram or Vermont teddy?

No, but I'm thinking of a stripogram for President's Day.



Why is cheese so good?!?

1. I don't know.
2. I don't know.
3. Not amusing in the least...

Why did you pick your screen name?

Right now, you are in my way.

How about me?