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#898182 - 02/01/08 04:20 PM
Re: A Question....
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When you were a little ladd, did you have a creepy crawlers oven?
BB: Just whack her over the head, stuff her body in the Shred-It bin, call Shred-It to make an emergency run to your location, and let the big grindy thing in the Shred-It truck take care of the evidence. Problem solved.
What causes the toilet water to undulate when the weather is stormy?
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#898188 - 02/01/08 04:22 PM
Re: A Question....
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I think that only happens in the psych ward.  Why is everyone pissed that I am wearing a Patriots jersey???
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#898192 - 02/01/08 04:23 PM
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cause you are a democrat and they aren't patriotic  why are people such teases?
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#898203 - 02/01/08 04:31 PM
Re: A Question....
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Cause it is fun!
(PS, I am a liberal independent...)
Do you like Japanese food?
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#898204 - 02/01/08 04:32 PM
Re: A Question....
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Because it’s fun to toy with some people….
Why did Ops forget to mention yesterday that I needed to include dog food on my grocery list? The dogs really weren’t too keen on eating Funyuns for dinner….
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#898207 - 02/01/08 04:34 PM
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I can't think of a japanese dish I like and dogs definitely don't like onion tasting chips, they like even less the lime flavored ones (watch them try to scrape that taste off their tongues)
why do we feed meat eaters veggies?
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#898208 - 02/01/08 04:36 PM
Re: A Question....
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for vitamins
why hasnt it started sleeting yet?
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#898212 - 02/01/08 04:38 PM
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To appease X. Why do so many people chose January to violate Reg D?
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#898218 - 02/01/08 04:44 PM
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no, but can you do that? it wouldn't take but a few minutes to trim the hairs going from one ear to the other, really its easy, wanna try?
why can't I take a doggie bag home from a "all you can eat place"?
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#898231 - 02/01/08 04:55 PM
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You just need to start taking a large purse with you to those buffets. Problem solved.
Why do women take evil delight in asking esoteric questions like, “Do you notice anything different?” immediately causing men to go into panic mode (Is it her hair? New outfit? Shoes? What can it be?) so you use the standard line, “I did notice you are looking slimmer. Have you been losing weight?” but she doesn’t buy it ‘cuz you’ve used that fall back response too many times, and then she gives you a clue (“It has nothing to do with me.”) but for the love of God you still can’t figure out what is different, and then she exhales exasperatedly and says, “I rearranged the living room.” WHY WOMEN, WHY???
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#898305 - 02/01/08 06:17 PM
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Because it is fun to watch you guys squirm...
Why does steak taste so darn good?
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#898338 - 02/01/08 06:49 PM
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cause its not veggies, which are eaten by worms and cattle!!!!!!!!
Do the Giants have much of a chance?
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#898403 - 02/01/08 07:33 PM
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Nope, not a prayer. Do you think AuditGuy is OK today, he keeps following me??? 
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#898462 - 02/01/08 08:09 PM
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DQ, I'm sorry to be the one to break this to you, but AuditGuy kind of likes you. A lot!
With the concentration of jerks in this company, how does it not go under?
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#898470 - 02/01/08 08:13 PM
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do you speak of the BOL cooler Paula? If so, there aren't enough guy jerks, but too many of the female variety
(btw, sometimes I follow AG around just cause I know I will catch a glimpse of my Queen)
Is this a 3 day weekend?
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#898475 - 02/01/08 08:15 PM
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Only if you recognize Ground Hog's Day as a religious holiday.
Is there a certain age when a couple should consider purchasing his and her recliners?
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#898485 - 02/01/08 08:18 PM
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Sure, when you get to be the same age as my big sister (and I'll never get THAT OLD)
Why can't I ever get served in any of the cooler bars?
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#898510 - 02/01/08 08:36 PM
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If so, there aren't enough guy jerks, but too many of the female variety
i don't think this was a very nice thing to say.... especially from a mod. 
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#898524 - 02/01/08 08:41 PM
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Sure, when you get to be the same age as my big sister (and I'll never get THAT OLD)
Why can't I ever get served in any of the cooler bars? Because you need to come up with a 'cool kid' name. should we start a bar for the BOL Oldies?
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#898527 - 02/01/08 08:44 PM
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sure, but the minimum age is 60, so none of you can get in should we check IDs and SS #s from all posters to see who is here illegally?
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#898534 - 02/01/08 08:47 PM
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sure, but the minimum age is 60, so none of you can get in should we check IDs and SS #s from all posters to see who is here illegally? Uh - doesn't that mean that you can't get in either PR? I say abide by AARP rules - 50+
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#898538 - 02/01/08 08:50 PM
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Yes, in truth I am younger than 60, but try telling that to anyone in here other than yourself - they all think I am older than dirt!
so is the snow storm in the midwest now headed for Penn
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#898541 - 02/01/08 08:52 PM
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Rain & Sleet here in SE PA - Sleet & freezing rain at PSU - not sure about NE PA.
If you could take a tropical vacation, where would you go?????
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#898551 - 02/01/08 08:59 PM
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the 300 Fijian Islands, one by one
Is it the weekend yet?
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