Because they don't have anything worthwhile to say.

Why do people call constantly and leave messages every time?! (i.e. MIL)

cuz they are so happy to get the machine, they can blather on.

why do parents feel the need to identify themselves when they leave a message? (hi, kitten, it's mom. call me back.) really? i wouldn't have guessed it was you.

Because they know it bothers you and knowing that makes them happy.



Are you a jack of all trades but a master of none?

you say that like it's a bad thing.

are bamboo plants really lucky?

how lucky can you be stuck in some small container growing in contortions around stome stick?

Why can't some species digest grass?

Because some animals think it's easier to just smoke it.




I found a $10 in the dryer this weekend, should I spend it or share it with my wife?

he who does laundry, keeps the money!

why does the sun make my eyes water?

Stop staring at the sun. I'll send you that $10 so you can get some sunglasses.



Why won't any of my co-workers pull my finger?

i'll do it. c'mere.


why do contact lenses hurt sometimes?

Make sure you aren't just putting shards of glass in your eyes.



Why would someone want to test a taser on themselves and risk the loss of testicles?

idk. senility is scary.


why did coke put vitamins in their diet coke? is it supposed to be "healthy"?

It is indeed, but I need aricept and viagra in mine more than I need vitamins.

What is more important, ensure or insurance?

A good testicle proof taser is more important than either of those.



Have you ever been to a pig roast and as the pig rotates, you peel of chunks of flesh to eat? (it's like a slice of heaven)

Yes and it's the absolute best!!



If an ugly person breaks a mirror, do they still get 7 years bad luck or is being ugly their bad luck?

because they need something G-rated they can discuss here

What is obsessive compulsiveness?

I don't know. Tell me so we both know.



What is a datittle?

No clue...something Sylvester would say to Tweety?


Where did I put my keys!?!?




(Psst...PR..."pork" isn't necessarily G-rated)

IDK Ms. B, but why do I have this extra set of keys?

How is eating bacon and all variations of that other white meat not G-rated? Do I have to go to the urban dictionary again?

The noun is G-rated, the verb is R-rated.

Do the IT people at your bank question your frequent look-ups on urban dictionary?

Cr@ppy


How often does Urban Dictionary help you out?

With my hands.

Would you like to be felt?

yep.. i need a hug


what color socks do you have on?

::hug::

Blue

What color panties do you have on?