I DO!! I DO!!

Would you consider your csr's to be morons (ours are)?

Absolutely.

Do your branch folk tell you that they are overworked, and when you review their security tapes, you see them sitting around and reading magazines?

every here is way overworked, I have had to cut back on my time prowling around looking for coolies to devour

Is it still dark where you are?

It was 26 minutes ago...


And by you?

Bright and Sunny and Beautiful Here!


Considering how we talk about our CSR's - can you imagine the 'wonderful' things they say about us?

Why, did you overhear something about us? Was it our talk of grandchildren and how young the DQ looks for being a grandmother 6 times over?

:runs out of the cooler:

Are peeps going to be over sensitive today, like yesterday?

whatcha talkin' about PR??????? (Q&A)

Oh, you are soooo dead, Old Pale...

Do Nigerians get Nigerian scam emails?

No - they get Canadian Lottery letters.


So how should we get back at Old Pale today DQ?

I think that we ought to hang'em high.

What do you think?

I think that's too quick and easy. I think we need to be more sneaky and devious.


Oh PR, PR - Where are you PR??????

Here he is, quivering under his desk like the Huge Pale he is...

How about drawing and quartering????...

too old to feel any pain .......

how about feeding me home made italian dinners until I burst? and then follow up with a Limoncello?

Make your own dinner old man, that is if you can remember where the pans are.






Does a Diet Pepsi offset the effects of a chocolate donut?

Absolutely. It also offsets the effects of a double bacon cheeseburger, large curly fries, small onion rings and an apple turnover. Just in case you needed to know.




Does our food obsessions have anything to do with childhood trauma?

I think so, I still cannot eat canned peas because of childhood trauma.

What childhood foods traumatized you?

Corn and peas.

Does anyone else love to play the number game with the current date? Here's how it's played--today is the 11th day of the 3rd month in the year '08. If you subtract the month number from the day number, you get 8, which is the year number. Oh, it's super fun!!

Because he epitomizes what agood empolyee should be: silent.

Why do cartoon characters always only have 4 fingers?

Because it isn't the 21st yet.

Does your car/suv/truck have a sunroof or a moonroof?

moonroof, that how grandmothers are made in NJ

gas or diesel?

gas

(you are sooo gong to get it!)

Don't you think it is funny that PR's title should be "Compliance is my life" when he hit 10,000 posts a LONNNNGGGG time ago, and it still says "diamond discusser"?????