You know the one.


Anyone want some fresh made cherry pie?

Of course!

Where is it?

My house.

How long will it take you to get here?

maybe 5 hours for Tricy, but 2 days for me


you wouldn't have anything in a wild huckleberry, would ya?

Sorry...fresh out.

How about a quick game of blackjack?

That depends.


How long is a quick game?

I gotta feelin' with the Rose it could mean you need to get a room and stay a while..............

How do the rowdies determine whom to torment on any given Friday?

...it's actually a random drawing out of Sinatra Fan's hat...

Would you like to draw today?

Sure...I'm game!

Can I draw more than one time?

yes, you may draw at the well as much as you desire.......

Has anyone seen my shoes?

I haven't seen them...but I know who has 'em.

How much you gonna pay me for that info?

can we double down on a bet? (q&a)

h3ll yeah! but don't come cryin' to me when you lose your shirt!


Does this cap make me look fat?

Yes.

Since when would the Rose care about that?

I've had time to reflect and cultivate my feminine side.

You got a problem with that?

Maybe.

What are you going to do about it?

Might have to "rough you up" a little.


Now where did I put that pine tar?

Don't look at me. Heck, out in the blasted desert the roads melt in the summer.

What was I thinking signing on out here with the Suns?

Its in you Texas hold'm case.


Isn't that how you keep a grip on those cards?

I think Rose plays more Ohama Hi/Lo that hold'em.

You do know if you build it I will come?

Yeah...but do we really want you to come?


Has anybody seen that rapper Shaq?

Yes.

But do you really call it rapping or is it ranting?

Good point...ranting is more like it.

How 'bout them Reds?

They blow..


Why don't we get goosebumps on our face?

Speak for yourself!

Wanna share a pitcher of beer?