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#921015 - 03/12/08 05:21 PM Re: A Question.... Becka Marr
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Email me, I'll keep you entertained!


Have you reached the age where you can no longer endure a spin on the merry-go-round without getting nauseated?
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#921053 - 03/12/08 05:45 PM Re: A Question.... 'Lil Freak!
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Not yet, and I'm 33. I think by the time 65 rolls around I'll have had my fill.




Are you supposed to submit original docs to the auditors who are meeting at an offsite location and now you need some portion of those docs but cannot get them and are cursing the auditors?
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#921210 - 03/12/08 06:53 PM Re: A Question.... Bacon Boy
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Auditors should only be given duplicates (we sometimes lose things ).

Did you know that the water delivery guy has a large, colorful porpoise tattoo on his calf?
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#921213 - 03/12/08 06:54 PM Re: A Question.... Bacon Boy
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I'd like to phone a friend on that one.

Why is that lady's hair blue?

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#921217 - 03/12/08 06:55 PM Re: A Question.... Miscuit
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A smurf peed on her head.


Do you tell a stranger if he or she has spinich in his or her teeth?
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#921249 - 03/12/08 07:04 PM Re: A Question.... Ops
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yes, and then offer to extract it without the benefit of my hands

Can you stay up till 3 a.m.?
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#921256 - 03/12/08 07:06 PM Re: A Question.... Pale Rider
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(with a stranger!? you floozy!)

Yes...if you give me a good reason to stay up until 3 am.


Are you a night owl or an early riser?

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#921405 - 03/12/08 08:17 PM Re: A Question.... Miscuit
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Early riser. I was up until 2 a.m. this past weekend and I'm still feeling



'Lil Freak!, did that tattoo look cool or just silly?
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#921420 - 03/12/08 08:29 PM Re: A Question.... Bacon Boy
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Sorry, just got back from the gym. The tat was well done and looked kinda neat, but was a little on the “pretty” side and probably shouldn’t be on a guy. However, the gal that did the demon tattoo on that cable channel, that was freakin’ awesome!

My wife’s spending the afternoon with her friend Theresa. Why do I suspect that there will be gin involved?
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#921446 - 03/12/08 08:41 PM Re: A Question.... 'Lil Freak!
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they get together to play gin rummy?


How many posters have skipped out because of this beautiful weather?
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#921481 - 03/12/08 08:57 PM Re: A Question.... Pale Rider
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I'm still here. It's only in the low 50s and partly sunny (no rain until tonight). And for clarification, they will be drinking gin, not playing it.


When was the last time you checked your credit @ http://www.annualcreditreport.com?
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#921512 - 03/12/08 09:30 PM Re: A Question.... 'Lil Freak!
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I ain't paying for no stinkin credit report!

Anybody's credit rating above 1,000? I think Rizzo's must be
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#921513 - 03/12/08 09:32 PM Re: A Question.... Pale Rider
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Since when does it go above 850?

Does your bublegum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
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#921516 - 03/12/08 09:33 PM Re: A Question.... *BUSTER*
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It usually loses flavor long before I go to bed

How did Max know I was going to ask that question?
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#921518 - 03/12/08 09:36 PM Re: A Question.... Becka Marr
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Cause I read your pretty little mind darlin'.

I don't have a question, can I use yours?
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#921519 - 03/12/08 09:36 PM Re: A Question.... Becka Marr
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MAYBE he's psycho er.... uh I mean psychic


If you could cheat on your SG without them ever finding out would you? Multi[ple times?
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#921521 - 03/12/08 09:37 PM Re: A Question.... *nUnZeO*
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Your SG? You would you cheat on a shooting guard?

Should I eat this fourth cake?
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#921525 - 03/12/08 09:39 PM Re: A Question.... *BUSTER*
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DO IT DO IT DO IT!!







Why is my girlfriend stressing out about wedding plans when we are not even engaged yet?
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Uh, you know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother.
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#921526 - 03/12/08 09:39 PM Re: A Question.... *BUSTER*
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Yes

Can you hear me now?
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#921540 - 03/12/08 09:51 PM Re: A Question.... Becka Marr
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Sorry, I'm deaf in one ear. Did you say something, Becka?



What's an SG?
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#921547 - 03/12/08 09:52 PM Re: A Question.... Bacon Boy
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A shooting guard in basketball.

Why is Nunz cheating on her shooting guard?
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#921552 - 03/12/08 09:54 PM Re: A Question.... *BUSTER*
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Because he's having trouble getting the balls into the hoop, even from the foul line, I suppose (but I really don't know much about basketball).



What's on that woman's head?
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#921557 - 03/12/08 09:56 PM Re: A Question.... Bacon Boy
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It looks like a rabid wombat feeding little rabid wombats.


Why did you wear that to work?
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#921564 - 03/12/08 09:59 PM Re: A Question.... *BUSTER*
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Because I love Winnie the Pooh.



How about you?
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#921568 - 03/12/08 10:03 PM Re: A Question.... Bacon Boy
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Yeah, he is tasty with all that honey he eats.

If I had a million dollars, and you had a million dollars, why is october so sad?
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