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#906663 - 02/19/08 06:17 PM Re: A Question.... kitten
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The psych ward
Sure, any reason to have a party

What were Mike and Carol thinking when they took along the children, Alice and the pets on their honeymoon?
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#906668 - 02/19/08 06:19 PM Re: A Question.... 'Lil Freak!
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in truth, mike was gay and carol was a lesbian and they got married as a way to fit in with society. people were not as accepting back then. the whole crew went on the honeymoon in order to make it less awkward.


is it time for a cocktail?
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#906678 - 02/19/08 06:23 PM Re: A Question.... kitten
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It is 5 PM somewhere, go ahead.

What is your favorite color?
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#906686 - 02/19/08 06:29 PM Re: A Question.... Retired DQ
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Drumbeat red. It's the color of our living room.



Can I come party with you for the 29th?
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#906689 - 02/19/08 06:30 PM Re: A Question.... Bacon Boy
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How did you know that we are going out on the 29th? (answered your question with a question...)

(BTW, my LR is a drumbeat red, too.. how weird?)
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#906690 - 02/19/08 06:30 PM Re: A Question.... Bacon Boy
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Not prison
sure. it's gonna be fun!


do you bite your fingernails?
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#906692 - 02/19/08 06:31 PM Re: A Question.... kitten
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Nope.

Do you shave your back?
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#906695 - 02/19/08 06:33 PM Re: A Question.... Retired DQ
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Not prison
you say that like it's a bad thing....


do you bite your toenails?
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#906702 - 02/19/08 06:38 PM Re: A Question.... kitten
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I hate to admit, yes I do. After a shower. I know:



What's something you've admitted to that you wish you could take back?
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#906705 - 02/19/08 06:41 PM Re: A Question.... Bacon Boy
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I'll never admit to admitting it!

Are you good at parallel parking?

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#906717 - 02/19/08 06:46 PM Re: A Question.... Miscuit
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Actually, yes. (better than my hubby for sure )


Are you?
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#906734 - 02/19/08 07:01 PM Re: A Question.... Retired DQ
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Fruit, chocolate, caramel topped; I'm equal opportunity.

Ever think of going into the private sector?

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#906757 - 02/19/08 07:13 PM Re: A Question.... Miss Chee
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The psych ward
And leave the wonderful world of banking? Never!

A question from my George Carlin calendar: Who would you want on your side in a bar fight? Arnold, Seymour, Jasper, and Percy? Or Nitro, Hacksaw, Rhino, and Skull?
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#906770 - 02/19/08 07:18 PM Re: A Question.... 'Lil Freak!
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I'd rather have you, LF. You're an awfully scary guy, and I'd just give ya a tequila IV before the fight.


Can I borrow your calculator?

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#906771 - 02/19/08 07:19 PM Re: A Question.... Ops
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As long as you don't touch my stapler.

Do you need calc tape, too?
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#906823 - 02/19/08 07:47 PM Re: A Question.... Retired DQ
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No...but I could use some duct tape.

Got any other ideas on how to silence a noisy co-worker?

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#906824 - 02/19/08 07:47 PM Re: A Question.... Retired DQ
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DQ: No, thanks.

Ms B: We have a dunk tank in the building, and a load of rope and lead weights.


Did you know you can use thermal ATM paper to blot away shine from your face?
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#906849 - 02/19/08 08:03 PM Re: A Question.... Bacon Boy
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I thought that was those toilet seat covers???
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#906854 - 02/19/08 08:05 PM Re: A Question.... Retired DQ
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huh, there are still thermal fax machines in use today? and the au de toilet covers are wax paper aren't they?

do you hit the flush handle with your fingers or your boot?
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#906860 - 02/19/08 08:08 PM Re: A Question.... Pale Rider
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boot or shoe, always.

Are you right handed or left handed?
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#906883 - 02/19/08 08:22 PM Re: A Question.... Retired DQ
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Left handed

(and the seat covers work, too)



Do you look for other uses to office supplies, that aren't their intended use?
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#906890 - 02/19/08 08:26 PM Re: A Question.... Bacon Boy
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yeah, paper clips are good as toothpicks, especially with the gaps I have

What else can you do with that easy button by staples?
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#906892 - 02/19/08 08:27 PM Re: A Question.... Pale Rider
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WHOOMP.

Will things get better, old man?

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#906955 - 02/19/08 09:11 PM Re: A Question.... Ops
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they gotta, we are going nowhere but up!

How many freckles do you have on your torso?
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#906964 - 02/19/08 09:17 PM Re: A Question.... Pale Rider
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Never actually counted them but not too many



What did you have for lunch today?
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