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#951345 - 04/29/08 03:10 PM
Re: The Happy Thread
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…until you start coughing with your mouth open and hurk up a phlegm ball that sails through the air and splatters on their monitor…
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#951347 - 04/29/08 03:10 PM
Re: The Happy Thread
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under the Lone Star
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a new cable modem thingy
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#951351 - 04/29/08 03:11 PM
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...you look and point "OOOOOOOOOO, Pretty!!!! it's green!!!!" and they get up and run to the loo......
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#951354 - 04/29/08 03:12 PM
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...and then you start poking the gelatinous gob with your finger…
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#951357 - 04/29/08 03:14 PM
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....and they come back with a glob of vomitus on their chin....
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#951360 - 04/29/08 03:16 PM
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...and you're able to tell from the vomit what they had for lunch...
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#951365 - 04/29/08 03:18 PM
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...yesterday...
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#951779 - 04/29/08 09:44 PM
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...digging through kitten's trash...
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#951782 - 04/29/08 09:51 PM
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...watching lil freak dig thru my trash....
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#951785 - 04/29/08 09:53 PM
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...finding "unusual" and somewhat embarrassing things in someone's trash...
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#951788 - 04/29/08 09:54 PM
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kitten...
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#951789 - 04/29/08 09:55 PM
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dooby...
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#951826 - 04/29/08 11:03 PM
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working in the garden on a spring evening
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#951838 - 04/29/08 11:29 PM
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Going home in one minute.
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#951896 - 04/30/08 03:28 AM
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...full body cavity searches...
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#951930 - 04/30/08 12:23 PM
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yes!!!!
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#951933 - 04/30/08 12:26 PM
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coming home to "presents" everyday when the UPS guy comes.
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#951938 - 04/30/08 12:35 PM
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Love it!!! (I hate "in store" shopping)
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#952014 - 04/30/08 01:42 PM
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coming home to "presents" everyday when the UPS guy comes.
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