Because then you had a 'Forget Me Shot' at Moe's.

Why can't I send myself an email from my personal account to my work address?

Because the same firewall that is limiting the amount of porn you can view while at work is also working against you when attempting to send e-mails to yourself.




If I have a packaged lasagna meal that’s made with ‘meat sauce’ and not actual meat, can I assume that the amount of poop I would be eating is greatly reduced?

Just the opposite. The percentage of poo in "meat sauce" is substantially greater than actual meat, because the "meat sauce" doesn't come from a specific cut of meat but from the collective flesh remaining after the good, lesser-infested-with-poo pieces are butchered out.



Would you ever want to be a forensic scientist?

It takes long because the BOL server is a Commodore 64.

Is fried rice and Good & Plenty a nutritious lunch?

Now that you mention it... Nope


How much wood.......?

TICG, only if you drink an orange soda.

Audit-gal, that depend on the size of the chainsaw.





What song has been played on the radio so much that, despite really liking it at first you cringe when it starts up?

Chumbawamba's I Get Knocked Down

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

The ability to accept my flaws.




Why do some people think that flip flops are appropriate to wear to work?

Murphy's Law.


Was Murphy an optimist?

Murphy was a realist, as am I.





The mountains skiing or the Carribbean beach?

Caribbean Beach!

What should I do, I got the flu?

Water skiing in the Carribean.




What happened to the Michael Vick thread, was it something I said?

GO HOME SO YOU DON'T GIVE IT TO ME NOW.

hope you feel better soon!


Isn't it always something YOU said?

I am home already PJS, I feel like krap, achy, headachy and coughing...

Why do I have to work for a living?

Because laziness doesn't pay well (I've tried).





Expert fisherman or master baiter, which is more PC?

Cause living for work suxors.

Why does it hurt when I stick peanuts up my nose?

oh I'm sorry DQ- Get to bed, keep warm, and drink lots of water.

we women have to work so it's done right.



would you like a gold tooth?

cuz it should weirdo!


do you want me to punch you in the nose?

No

If you punched Max in the nose, would peanut butter come out of his nostrils?

HA! lets find out!





Is everyone sick?

I am, but my therapist says I'm getting better.





How come no one answered my fisherman question?

I'm not sick.

Do you ever get an awkward feeling when you're waiting to use the bathroom and can't help overhearing the conversation between people occupying the stalls?

I'll answer yours if you answer mine!

Hello! is anyone normal anymore????