Not really.

And you?

Well, a race in Daytona probably, a trip to Disney and/or Busch Gardens, that's about it for now.



Who wrote the book of love?

Mark Z. Danielewski








Does that Frighten you?

No.


If you go up to a woman after finding out her age and say "man are you older," what do you think she'll do?

Rip something off you you'd want later in life.


Why would you say that out loud?

Because you're Male? (Q&A)

yes, the bacon boy is a male, but he is not silly!

Isn't it too early to be doing this?

if you say so.



Did you see the Indians beat the Yankees again last night?
hehehehahahahhehehehahahahaheehaahah- pssssst don't tell Frank!

I did not know that!

Aren't phillies girl horses?

That's what I thought.

So, I guess that's good news for the Kentucky Derby, right?

but not for that poor little filly that fell

Isn't Philadelphia Philadelphians (Phillies for short) kind of redundant?

Yes. I just realized what I got myself into last night.


Are you?

First practice for the women's softball team, which I am coaching and has 23 women on it, was last night.


Do I need to say more?

Technically in my pitching career, I'm 2-0. But, the women kicked me off the mound. I guess laughing and trying to pitch don't work out too well.


Do you think they'll ever listen?

Of course. Especially when it comes to women.


How many beverages do you think I'm going to need to bring each week?

It's a split between Bud Light, Miller Light, etc.


Do women know white mesh shorts are basically see threw?

Yes and White pants/shorts too



Are tattoos on a woman trashy? even if they're small and hidden

absolute not.



Why does Excess have excess ladies on his softball team?

How does one get those musical notes that some are doing in their comments?

It's a bank team, so it was open to all the women. Plus, I am too good at marketing or those on the team last year had too much fun.

I have no idea on the other.



Do you think I've already lost control?