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#897764 - 01/31/08 09:49 PM Re: A Question.... Miscuit
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I guess you don't want to hear about my water bottle or coffee cup then...

When you’re an old lady, will you knit for sex?
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#897778 - 01/31/08 10:05 PM Re: A Question.... 'Lil Freak!
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Knit as a replacement for sex? H3ll no!


Can't we have sex until we die?

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#897786 - 01/31/08 10:11 PM Re: A Question.... Miscuit
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I will let you know dear when the time comes

ain't modern medicine a miracle?
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#897790 - 01/31/08 10:13 PM Re: A Question.... Pale Rider
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It keeps you preserved in your advance age....

Do you think the dominant "boss" position--rocking back in his chair, feet up on the desk, arms stretched back behind his head--is equivalent to the chest thrust of the alpha male gorilla?
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#897793 - 01/31/08 10:15 PM Re: A Question.... 'Lil Freak!
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Possibly...especially if he stands up on his desk and starts marking his territory.


Can I go home now?

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#897794 - 01/31/08 10:15 PM Re: A Question.... 'Lil Freak!
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nope, thats the assumed position for posting on BOL

have you ever seen the chest thrust of the beta female?
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#897808 - 01/31/08 10:32 PM Re: A Question.... Miscuit
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Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
Knit as a replacement for sex? H3ll no!


I should have clarified that knitting wouldn't be a replacement for sex, but you would knit in exchange for sex.

No, I've never seen the chest thrust of the beta female, but Judy has lifted her top and flashed me her purple bra.


Do you have a minimum purchase amount before you return something to the store? For example, if it’s $5 or less and you purchased it at a store you don’t frequent too often, would you just keep the item instead of making a special trip to the store and going through the hassle of returning it?
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#897826 - 01/31/08 11:01 PM Re: A Question.... 'Lil Freak!
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More than likely, but I shop close enought to home that shouldn't happen too often.



What's the deal with kids today wearing the jeans with the waist almost at their knees?
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#897829 - 01/31/08 11:12 PM Re: A Question.... Bacon Boy
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I wish I knew, like I want to look at their undershorts

What are you willing to drive in bad weather to get to?
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#897836 - 01/31/08 11:25 PM Re: A Question.... corkygirl
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Home.


What is your favorite season of the year?
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#897851 - 02/01/08 12:14 AM Re: A Question.... Sinatra Fan
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Phoenix Summer!!!!




Why so people start to cross the street just before the traffic light turns and obstruct the flow of traffic?
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#897852 - 02/01/08 12:15 AM Re: A Question.... Sinatra Fan
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Late spring/early summer. Everything is green and the weather has warmed up.

Walking into a public stall and sitting on a warm toilet seat:
oddly comforting
or
eww!
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#897875 - 02/01/08 03:35 AM Re: A Question.... 'Lil Freak!
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Ewww....especially when someone has tinkled on the seat and I don't notice it.




Have you ever skinny dipped in a public place?
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#897878 - 02/01/08 03:40 AM Re: A Question.... BBoyd
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Yes.

Have you?
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#897881 - 02/01/08 03:49 AM Re: A Question.... #Just Jay
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Only at night.




What's your favorite book?
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#897887 - 02/01/08 04:27 AM Re: A Question.... BBoyd
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"It" (that's why clowns scare the h3ll out of me)

Do you eat that gooky, white, slimy thingy from the egg
or do you you try to pick it out?
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#897889 - 02/01/08 04:29 AM Re: A Question.... 'Lil Freak!
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Not sure which part you're talking about.


Before or after it's cooked?
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#897891 - 02/01/08 04:34 AM Re: A Question.... BBoyd
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Before...it's just all kinda slimy and supposed to be an unformed chicken or something...creeps me out.

Can you eat the banana butt...that dark thing on the end that I have to pick off?
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#897896 - 02/01/08 04:49 AM Re: A Question.... 'Lil Freak!
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Yeah but it gets stuck in your teeth (and that gross egg thing goes down the drain. Blecch.)




Do you have any body piercings other than ear lobes?
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#897905 - 02/01/08 11:26 AM Re: A Question.... BBoyd
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Nope.

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#898025 - 02/01/08 02:49 PM Re: A Question.... Retired DQ
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Sure thing! Otherwise I couldn't gripe about politics.




So, if you're woken up at 4:30 a.m. and told your oldest dog is going to die, but then find out it's 4:30 a.m. and she's foaming at the mouth and walking around in circles because it's 4:30 a.m. and you're foaming at the mouth and walking around in circles, do you smack down the person who woke you up in the first place????????
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#898036 - 02/01/08 02:57 PM Re: A Question.... Bacon Boy
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Probably.

Are moderators permitted freedom of speech when posting on BOL?
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#898054 - 02/01/08 03:08 PM Re: A Question.... Retired DQ
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Absolutely!!!


When your dog poops in the house do you just clean it up or yell at the dog while you clean it up?
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#898057 - 02/01/08 03:10 PM Re: A Question.... corkygirl
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I give him the evil eye while cleaning it up. He knows what it means?

When you were a little ladd, did you have a creepy crawlers oven?

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#898065 - 02/01/08 03:14 PM Re: A Question.... sadie23
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I've never heard of that, so I'm going to say, 'No'.





How do you handle an employee who announces "There's a message on line one" but doesn't take the initiative to retrieve the message? Should I kill her?
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