Safer than duct tape on a door, apparently...

Why do some posters intentionally pi$$ me off?

For their amusement.


Did you think it was something else?

i think it's cuz she's a bully.


are you really as mean as you seem dq?

Yep, a veritable Medusa.

Whaddya think?

i think i'd better watch my tail.


can someone really laugh their butt off?

Not sure how you'd be able to.


Are you going to try?

i think i might. it would help the abs too, right?

I would certainly think so.


Do you think your going to market it was a workout video?

only if you take me with you! mine doesn't start til friday!

why am i so hungry????????

I dunno, me too.

What gives you headaches?

Amen, sister!

Do you have siblings?

Yes, all sisters.


Is that why women tend to share their problems with me?

One older brother and one younger sister.

Why do you want to know?

She wants to stalk you.


Would you let her?

I am sure he would.

Would you eat raw chicken if that was all there was?

Probably not. But then again if it were a survival situation...


Can you tell I've watched too many Survivorman and Man vs. Wild shows?

I love Survivor Man!!!

I have checked out mentally...do you think anybody will notice?








(is this a fastball down the middle or what!?!?)

Have you ever gotten so mad you cried?

Yes, they can see that Vegas sign in your eyes.


Do you think they will understand?

Yes, I am really pissed at my boss right now and feel like going homem and staying out sick tomorrow, but I scheduled FACT training.

DId you ever stay home sick cause you were mad?