you, my dear, have missed very little in this life

but a 23 year old can miss so much, don't you think?

my educated opinion is an acute lack of sleep due to San Antonio-itis

How come 23 - somethings know it all?

Because that's just how they are. Once they hit their 30s they'll wise up.


Should we humor the young?

Of course! Humor me.. dance piggy, dance!



Do you LOVE Joe Walsh as much as I do?!

I think you may be the Number One Fan!!


So, I really want the new Dyson Ball vac, even though I have the Dyson Animal vac and it works just fine, because I think it would make sense to have one upstairs and one downstairs and I really like my vacs. Is that so wrong?

no, not at all

we have two, one up and one down, but they are only Orecks, they have to be light to do the stairs

Are Dysons really that good?

So good, you'd sucker-punch your sister!


Don't you think Dyson should offer a try at home trial?

Yes cause they are expensive.

Are you a snob?

No, I watch my budget on most other things. I researched the Dyson, saved and found a smoking deal on eBay for my vac.

Do I come across as a snob?

very much so, like you don't want to associate with us uneducated types

Would you have a drink with BB if you didn't know him?

Yes I would, and I am VERY offended that you would say that about my friend BB. Say you are sorry!

Can you believe the nerve of some people?

Chris, my dear son, knows I am a bad joker

but can you believe the liquor that boy can consume?

IDK, since I stopped drinking that wouldn't be much fun.

What's for dinner?

polynesian salad, I gotta lose some weight the heart doc says

(little does he know I have had sausage 3 times this week already!)

so what you havin' ?

The Beef Stew on my Health Plan...down 20 lbs and finally seeing my abs for first time in years.

So what are you waiting for?

A written invitation.

If it's dipped in flour (wheat) and fried in vegetable oil, isn't that like getting my protein, grain and veggies in one setting?

No, probably a heart attack tho...

Do you eat weird things for breakfast?

i had cole slaw for breakfast a few weeks ago. i don't recommend it.


what's the weirdest thing you've had for breakfast?

Probably leftover Indian food.

Is cole slaw your weirdest?

it might be. i don't consider leftover thai or leftover quesadillas weird.

what are you having for breakfast this morning?

I had 1/2 bagel.

You?

Depends on which study you read.



Have you ever wanted to slide down the banister at work?