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#898553 - 02/01/08 09:00 PM
Re: A Question....
Snow Bunny
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Barbados, St Kits - any island in that area would be fine with me!!
Who would you take on that tropical vacation, if you couldn't take your SO?
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#898583 - 02/01/08 09:27 PM
Re: A Question....
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None at all...
Cool! I just flossed some crud from between my teeth that smells like rotten cabbage. Wanna smell it?
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#898588 - 02/01/08 09:29 PM
Re: A Question....
sadie23
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It sounds that way.
Do we all feel sorry for his wife????
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#898589 - 02/01/08 09:29 PM
Re: A Question....
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Sure, if you smell my finger.
When you floss and find a big chunk of food, do you eat it?
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#898613 - 02/01/08 09:47 PM
Re: A Question....
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Burp
Why can't I find an acceptable cream to eliminate this itch?
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#898622 - 02/01/08 09:53 PM
Re: A Question....
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Because I think I gave it to you... try cortizone 10(with aloe) and a helthy regimen of antibiotics Who DAT?!?!
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#898641 - 02/01/08 10:08 PM
Re: A Question....
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under the Lone Star
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posting guidelines will not allow the correct answer -
What is a neutral posteurpedic chair anyway?
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#898649 - 02/01/08 10:15 PM
Re: A Question....
Pale Rider
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I think it means that it's neutral like Switzerland and doesn't take sides (left cheek, right cheek--all's good).
Do you ever go in the bathroom and make certain loud noises just to see the disgusted look from the women in the investment division when you come out?
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#898668 - 02/01/08 10:37 PM
Re: A Question....
'Lil Freak!
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No - with me it would be the men in the investment division who would give the disgusted looks!
LF - would you like a job at our bank? Your sense of humor would do wonders around here!
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#898686 - 02/01/08 11:05 PM
Re: A Question....
Snow Bunny
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Sorry, Pooh. My bank has a bid on him already.
Who is the poster you'd want to meet the most?
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#898711 - 02/02/08 02:00 AM
Re: A Question....
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Dawnie
Did you ever enter a real sweepstakes and win?
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#898713 - 02/02/08 02:26 AM
Re: A Question....
BBoyd
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Never.
Is your dog healthy?
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#898717 - 02/02/08 03:33 AM
Re: A Question....
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poor baby died last year, and he was not healthy for years prior to that
Isn't the carpet so much cleaner without indoor animals?
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#898748 - 02/02/08 03:47 PM
Re: A Question....
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Because their purpose in life is to annoy us.
(Ops - brothers don't count as pets - they're monsters)
Why can't we have a candidate who will enact 4 day work weeks and 3 day weekends?
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#898767 - 02/02/08 06:07 PM
Re: A Question....
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Dry Heat and it's fun to see everyone's hair stand on end.
Would you rather ski or snowboard?
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#898775 - 02/02/08 09:47 PM
Re: A Question....
Snow Bunny
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Tried to ski (failed), but I'd give snow boarding a shot.
Have you ever stepped in a huge pile of dog doo in the dark because your dog was in the backyard getting sick and you went to check on her, and the next day you had to clean your shoe, so you armed yourself with a roll of paper towels, Windex and tooth picks, and you gagged the whole time trying to get your shoe clean because the doo was embedded in the shoe treads, and your wife just sat there doing the crossword puzzle laughing and showing no sympathy, but then she asked you how to spell a word like you were her own personal Microsoft spell check or something, so you told her the word is spelled “pea-oh-oh-pea,” and at some point you even think getting the pressure washer from the shed to blast your shoe is a actually a brilliant idea, but you decide instead to take the shoe in the shower and use the hand-held nozzle to get it clean, but the water wasn’t diverted and you got all wet in the process, but eventually you got the shoe clean and just for payback you started singing “So Long, Farewell” from “The Sound Of Music” just so that song would also be stuck in your wife’s head?
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#898781 - 02/02/08 10:52 PM
Re: A Question....
'Lil Freak!
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No. Have you?
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#898782 - 02/02/08 11:07 PM
Re: A Question....
Snow Bunny
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Yes...that's what I did today (I'm beginning to think my life is a little too strange...)
Have you fallen out of bed lately?
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#898793 - 02/03/08 04:31 AM
Re: A Question....
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Not in years.
Do you think Elvis is alive?
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