Slo-mo was replaced by the all powerful PUMBAA!! I am very indecisive on my avatar...

Do you have any Hi-C Orange?

I dunno, don't drink the stuff.

What is your favorite soda?

Nice and artificial.


I'm in a party mood - who's up for Margarita's?????

I've got room in my office...

Whose bringing the music?

Nope.


Isn't all soda in Texas called Coke even if it is a Pepsi product?

We're not strange...it's the other people that are strange...

Why would you want to live anywhere else?

I wouldn't: Phx is the bomb!

Don't you wish you girlfriend was a freak like me?

I've been in the Lone Star state since I was a wee little lass...but I sprouted in Idaho...

Get it?? Sprouted!! Anyone?? Hello??

Hork!! You need to take that on the road, don'tcha think?

Are you insinuating that I should go play in traffic?

I think he's talking about your comedic routine.


Oh wait, is your question part of it?

Oh...gotcha!

::breathes sigh of relief that the dancing piggie isn't trying to put a hit out on me::

What do you call a cow with no legs?

No...just a warped chick with too much time on her hands...and a captive audience...

And it's 'ground beef'...for the record...

Ba dum bum...

My 10 year old thought it was funny...but she is kind of warped too...

Anyone have a limbo stick?

I'm sure we could find a stick around here somewhere.

I don't consider "warped" to be a bad thing. Do you?

Warped is beautiful...warped is wonderful...warped is zen...

How's the water in the pool?

Could be warmer.


Wouldn't a hottub be nice right now?

Only if I get to bring my rubber duckie floaty...

Can we turn it on high?

That works for me.


Aren't the bubbles soothing?