Not very well. You know women don't listen to men.


Do you have any ideas on how to improve that?

I'll have to try that.


So just to make sure we're on the same page, you're saying don't buy them any more alcohol as an incentive?

I think that's a good idea.


Any idea's on how to get the to stop talking about stuff I really really don't want to hear?

I don't want to know about women hygine stuff and a few other items like that.


Do you think they wonder why I don't pay attention?

None are brave enough.


Don't you think I tried?

Not hard enough.

Why do some people not get that an answer can be a question?

Because, Audit_gal. The rules of this thread were in the very first post by the original poster of this thread. If we decided to change the rules halfway through the game, is that really fair to everyone else who followed the rules thus far??

OMG You just did the same thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you all NOTS???

Perhaps just a little nuts.


How is it Audit_gal didn't see my question?? (P.S., in my previous post it ands in question marks.)

But your answer was your question......

Was it not?

Oh, ha ha ha!!! My answer was followed by a question. But I get your point.

Audit_gal, what's there to do in your neck of the woods July 16-21?

Nothing I know of, maybe around Homecoming time or Chicken Fest or etc......

Are you coming to town and bringing my cheesecake?

It looks that way. I'm thinking of making a mint-chocolate mini-cheesecake, but I'll have to freeze it to transport across the country. But we'll be in touch via PMs as the time gets closer to finalize.


Or would you like another kind of cheesecake?

Oh no that is PERFECT!!

Will you bring me that drink you were talking about too?

Hmmm...you're pushing it now. Okay, I suppose but I don't know if getting my boot-legged liquor on a plane will be real easy. Golly, didn't you know I'm a bleeding heart liberal (the kind who winds up Lists)?

That's my question, you know??

I get it...

Does that mean you don't LUV me enough?

I do, I do. It's just I wasn't planning on spending more time in a holding cell when I was going to visit my family. Oh, who am I kidding? The slammer would be almost the same as time with my family.


Did you know you can use thermal ATM paper receipts to blot away shine from your face?

No I did not...

Are you saying my skin is shiny????

Uh, no-no! I mean...er...


How 'bout them apples?

Apples are pretty good.....

Do you really think I am gonna let you off that easy?

:backs out of room with hands up:

I, I don't know what you're talking about, Dearest Heart.


Do you think she's kidding? Or should I be really worried??