Lean/mean.


Are we talking women?

My magic 8 ball says "chances are good."


Do you think people get nervous when I use it to make decisions?

I tend to torture it more than shoot it.


Favorite sport - to watch & to play?

Football for both.


What about you?

play: swim, watch: show-jumping


Are you going out for lunch today or eating in your office?

Turning to the magic 8 ball for the answer "Go for it."


Is that supposed to mean you have to make a decision?

That means you should follow through with your original intent.


Do you think people taking your time for granted is worse than taking advantage of your friendship?

No.


What do you think would happen if someone tried to inter-office a bat?

Depends...are you talking fruit bat, baseball bat, or scary blood sucking vampire bat?

I was thinking softball bat, but now, I'm curious about the others too.

What about you?

Well, the challenge would be getting the scary blood sucking vampire bat in the interoffice envelope...but I think with the right amount of twine and some ingenuity...it could work.

Does that seem a little extreme?

Not that I'm aware of.


Do you know how many looks you get when you stroll into a bank with a softball bat?

Haven't tried that one yet.

Do you know how many looks you get when you strut into a bank wearing your slutty stilettos from a costume party of the night before when you were doing drag Madonna circa the Girlie Show?

Sure, they have a spot where you can put a live beta fish in each one and they light up with every step.

Do you think I should have opted for the ones without the fish bowl?

I think the fish bowls adds something to the look.


Do they leak?

Not so long as I'm upright...but once those puppies go up on the air it's so-long betas.


Do you ever laugh when you see a model slip and fall on a runway?

No. Ok, yes.


Don't they look so graceful when they fall?

Sure, if you say so.
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Do they even look graceful when they're walking?