It's the silence between the notes.



Have you ever fallen in love with your imaginary friend?

Nope. I'm straight, and mine was a girl.


Oooh, that smell. Don't you smell that smell?

no, only with a real friend

how many jellybeans are in the jar?

187

What happens to monies contributed to a campaign when the person drops out??

They line their pockets. And that smell is the look of love.




Have you ever been asked out on a date by a customer?

Just about every other week.. ::insert eye rolling smiley:: sometimes they can't take no for answer


Do you like Ovaltine?

No, but I have some in the basement...

Whole, 2%, 1% or skim milk?

Because those of us who can read suspect otherwise.




Anybody else's office closed for President's Day?

Used to, but it didn't work -- better just to dump the wife.

Anyone planning any anti-valentines day events?

Yeah, I'm not going to even try to tackle the resturants.

Why do babies try to fight against sleep but adults beg for it?

babies don't understand the pain of being awake

what is wrong with BOL? why do I keep getting proxy errors?

That's just the way it is; learn to deal.



If my SO's out of town on VD, does that mean I have the option of finding a "fill-in"?

Yes, as long as you don't get busted.


Is VD a made up holiday perpatrated by women to make men by them more flowers?

Yes, as long as you don't get busted.


Is VD a made up holiday perpatrated by women to make men by them more flowers?

Nah, my SO sent me flowers last Tuesday, he won't send them on VDay.

Do you think that Hallmark invented Valentine's Day?

Yes.
Yes.



Could this day be any slower?

Yes.

Do you like Stewie???

Yes, even though I've never seen the show.


Do you?

No, I like Bacon Boy

Would you rather have no arms or no legs?

I'd go without legs, then I can play out the subway scene in "Kids". ((clang, clang, clang)) "I have no legs." ((clang, clang, clang)) "I have no legs."



Do you match your outside jacket to your shoes to your purse to your belt to your hair clip?

Nope. But I never mix black with brown.


Would you rather be blind or deaf?