Then our work is complete!

great, I am going to refer to all you young girls in the third person from now on

and the DQ - the Mistress - man he got that right!!!!!!!!

Pr mentioned love handles and work them off- the pic I see of PR shows a slender man- maybe I don't know who I am looking at tho!




Do you like malted milk eggs?

I used to, but not so much any more.




Whenever you bring something to a company potluck, do you always say a little prayer that no one gets sick from eating your contribution?

oh yeah, I pray over what I brought, and especially over what i have to sample to be polite

Are there recipe books just covering bacon?

How to cook bacon in 101 ways:

http://www.amazon.com/Bacon-Cookbook-101-Recipes/dp/1563831554

Are you going to buy it??

For BaconBoy:
http://www.ecookbooks.com/p-20821-the-bacon-cookbook.aspx

http://www.slashfood.com/2006/10/20/seduced-by-bacon-cookbook-of-the-day/

http://www.cooking.com/products/shprodde.asp?SKU=256857

Thanks DQ! These titles all sound like they could be my sig line. Dare I?

Why not? (Q&A)

No, but someone put an unwrapped Baby Ruth on my office chair once...

Did you ever have a car stolen?

no, just scratched by an A-hole.

ewwwww - gives me a fun idea with malted milk balls.




What's going on here?

Do we really want to know?

I actually would like to know what's going on in LF's head, but I'm afraid to look too closely.



Do you really want to hurt me?

Of course not i love you ((HUGS))


How come everytime I ask a question in here unmentionables SKIP over me and answer the previous post??

Because you intimidate people into actually thinking about what they're replying...shiny disco balls are on that truck rear view mirror!




What's the best way to get a song out of your head?

replace it with another song -

Hands
Touchin' hands
Reachin' out
Touchin' me
Touchin' you........

SWEET CAROLINE




what do you see when you look at the starbucks logo?

I see nothing, because I don't drink there.

That doesn't help, Bailey. I was thinking about the Kennedy's and wondering how the media might cover their lives today, and I remembered hearing that "Sweet Caroline" was supposed to be about Caroline Kennedy and then I clapped where you're supposed to clap. That kind of surprised Debbie who asked what the clap was all about so I had to tellher the full story--which only further set it into my head. So, thanks for nothing.

Great, why is it now playing with an echo????

Because of the hollow space between your ears... j/k

Why do I never have anything to wear?

its tuff when you are perfect!

How can women's sizes at some stores be -0- and others start at 4?

There is no consistent standard for women's clothing sizes.

Why does my office suddenly smell like cookies?

Because I just baked you some cookies and mailed them to you.







Do you ever just stop, shake your head and think, 'Are you for real, child?!? You can't possibly be *that* dumb.'?

You ate cookie dough for lunch and now you're f♥ing?

stop that TICG!

girls don't have gas!

Is there any other topic girls lie about more than flatulance?

No...

Thanks for the cookies, BaconBoy!

Should I color my hair?

IDK, I kinda like brunettes.

Should i do hair transplants, maybe from my back to my head?