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#896371 - 01/30/08 06:13 PM
Re: A Question....
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I don't think it matters, but I think it makes some women feel pretty. I have painted my MIL's toenails...
Are you aware that your laser printer spewing toxic fumes and secretly trying to kill you?
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#896372 - 01/30/08 06:13 PM
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Only when they rip through the ends of my shoes.
Are you gonna eat your fat?
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#896374 - 01/30/08 06:14 PM
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Yes, are you going to eat yours?
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#896387 - 01/30/08 06:19 PM
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No.
Doesn't MIL stand for mother-in-law? And why does Freakfest paint his MIL's toenails? That is plain weird...
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#896500 - 01/30/08 06:55 PM
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Ah yes…but now I’m a trustee on the family’s living trust--not my wife or any of her siblings. I planned this all along and now I'm my MILs favorite….
Do I frighten you?
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#896504 - 01/30/08 06:57 PM
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more than you know.
why am i dizzy?
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#896506 - 01/30/08 06:58 PM
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Cause you didn't have your kitty snacks yet.
Why is Freak so freaky???
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#896544 - 01/30/08 07:23 PM
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He was razed right.
Do you like playing fill-in-the-blanks games?
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#896579 - 01/30/08 07:45 PM
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Those are fun. I also like word jumbles...
If they try to make you go to rehab, will you say, “No, no, no!”?
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#896609 - 01/30/08 08:02 PM
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You betcha! All the dope and booze you score inside those places is weak.
Do you think celebrity is more of a curse these days?
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#896717 - 01/30/08 09:16 PM
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Perhaps you aren’t looking in the right drawers.
Have you ever picked up a bunch of french fries and then accidentally bitten the tips of your fingers?
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#896734 - 01/30/08 09:27 PM
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Not that I’ve noticed, but in a fit of hunger, while shoving a handful in my pie hole, it’s not very easy to tell. Biting ones fingers while doing so is a common mistake, I think.
Have you ever written your name in the snow?
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#896770 - 01/30/08 10:07 PM
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Yes, and I liked it.
Can someone come over here and smack Debbie for me?
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#896776 - 01/30/08 10:11 PM
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[takes Debbie’s shoe from under her desk] WHACK!
Why don’t motels no longer put those “sanitized for your protection” paper strips around the toilet seat? How will I know if it’s safe?
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#896791 - 01/30/08 10:22 PM
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BB thinks she's annoying and Debbie walks around with no shoes. Personally, I have no issues with Debbie.
Are you concerned that when you sleep I like to watch you breathing?
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#896793 - 01/30/08 10:23 PM
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I like to be "watched". 
Is that normal?
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#896796 - 01/30/08 10:26 PM
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Yes!
Why are we calling "it" "Debbie", and therefore is it a "little Debbie"?
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#896797 - 01/30/08 10:26 PM
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Yeah...and I like to watch...
I wonder if I take you home would you still be in love baby, love baby?
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#896803 - 01/30/08 10:33 PM
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You're right...you are in Texas and I'd also have a lot to explain to the Mrs.
Why is there a toothbrush and toothpaste on top of the microwave in the lunchroom?
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