I don't need no stinkin' question!

I am the pater familia, the perception manager, the huge Pale!!

::whistle and flag on the play::

where is that stinkin' modify button? where is my finger??

play by the rules or don't play at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't play!

ask any posters from Texas, foo!!!

at least you have learned how to spell "foo".


do you like my senior class picture?

You look very dapper.


How long did you have to sit for the painting?

well, let's see..... i have no idea how old i am....

do you think it's close to infinity?

Well, we are about the same age, I reckon.


Do you remember when you had a pet T-Rex?

i am the real Pail, ms. b.

and Payl, i loved my little fluffy!!

did you have one too?

Well, we didn't have enough pebble for a T-Rex so my Pa (maybe you've heard of him...his name was Moses) got me a raptor instead...named him Willy.

I am the real Payl, Ms. B.



Did you get some of the applesauce that was on sale?

applesauce was on sale? (Q&A)

i have texture issues with applesauce.

Is Pail doing Geico commercials?

nah, this is my school photo.

what's a geico?

I think so...it's a "side-job".


Are we in trouble?

there will be heaven to pay, do you all know that????

don't you know, that we pick on the ones we love? (even if you don't love us...)

You're not the REAL Pale...he would never say that!

Anybody thirsty?

i am!

what are we drinking?

I think you have all drank the koolaide!!!!!

what was the flavor?

idk...but it was green!

Do you feel sleepy?

a little.

did you put a rooffie in it?

I didn't see anything...I didn't have my spectacles.


It's time for my mid morning nap.


Where's my recliner?

over there in the corner with the duct tape on it.

when are you getting a new one?

when my harem buys me a new one silly!

so who is buying me lunch?