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#281849 - 12/01/04 04:39 AM
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FDIC - Forever Demanding Increasing Capital (this was from my days as an examiner in the 80s.
CAMEL ratings (we didn't have the S back then) stood for
Coffee
Accomodations
Motel
Eats
Libations
The better these were, the higher your rating.
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#281850 - 12/01/04 07:09 AM
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Come live with me and be my love,
And we will some new pleasures prove
Of golden sands and crystal brooks
With silken lines, and silver hooks.
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
If you would be my POSSLQ.
You live with me, and I with you,
And you will be my POSSLQ.
I'll be your friend and so much more;
That's what a POSSLQ is for.
And everything we will confess;
Yes, even to the IRS.
Some day on what we both may earn,
Perhaps we'll file a joint return.
You'll share my pad, my taxes, joint;
You'll share my life - up to a point!
And that you'll be so glad to do,
Because you'll be my POSSLQ.
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#281851 - 12/01/04 07:15 AM
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I'm happy to be in charge of the "CRAP" at the bank. Community Reinvestment Act Program I also serve on the CRAC committee, CRA Committee The committee is comprised of the CRAB's or the CRA Board And why is it that we can't get any respect? 
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#281853 - 12/01/04 12:49 PM
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CPA - Continuously Promotes Anxiety
CPA - Car Parking Attendant
CPA - Couldn't Pass Again
CPA - Cut, Paste, Attach
(can't you tell I'm an IA that's not a CPA)
Fiat - Fix it again Tony
Pontiac - Poor old Nigerian thinks it's a Cadillac
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#281854 - 12/01/04 01:00 PM
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#281855 - 12/01/04 01:01 PM
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SIP - Suck it up
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#281856 - 12/01/04 03:52 PM
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Not to offend anyone.....
NASCAR - Not A real Sport exCept Around Rednecks.
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#281858 - 12/01/04 06:27 PM
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The O.C., California
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Quote:
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Come live with me and be my love,
And we will some new pleasures prove
Of golden sands and crystal brooks
With silken lines, and silver hooks.
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
If you would be my POSSLQ.
You live with me, and I with you,
And you will be my POSSLQ.
I'll be your friend and so much more;
That's what a POSSLQ is for.
And everything we will confess;
Yes, even to the IRS.
Some day on what we both may earn,
Perhaps we'll file a joint return.
You'll share my pad, my taxes, joint;
You'll share my life - up to a point!
And that you'll be so glad to do,
Because you'll be my POSSLQ.
I love it!  Is it a Bonnie original?
I love it too!
and Bonnie, you stayed up way too late!
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#281859 - 12/01/04 07:30 PM
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CPA - Continuously Promotes Anxiety
CPA - Car Parking Attendant
CPA - Couldn't Pass Again
CPA - Cut, Paste, Attach
(can't you tell I'm an IA that's not a CPA)
I'm married to a CPA and at my house that means "Cheapest Person Around".
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#281860 - 12/01/04 08:14 PM
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Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Come live with me and be my love,
And we will some new pleasures prove
Of golden sands and crystal brooks
With silken lines, and silver hooks.
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
If you would be my POSSLQ.
You live with me, and I with you,
And you will be my POSSLQ.
I'll be your friend and so much more;
That's what a POSSLQ is for.
And everything we will confess;
Yes, even to the IRS.
Some day on what we both may earn,
Perhaps we'll file a joint return.
You'll share my pad, my taxes, joint;
You'll share my life - up to a point!
And that you'll be so glad to do,
Because you'll be my POSSLQ.
I love it! Is it a Bonnie original?
I love it too!
and Bonnie, you stayed up way too late!
1. No it's not an original. I remember reading that years ago, and 30 seconds of Googling found it again.
2. I'm not up late, the whole world goes to bed way too early! 
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#281861 - 12/01/04 09:00 PM
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Clintonville, WI, USA
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DILLIGAF - Does it look like I give a f***?
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#281863 - 12/01/04 09:22 PM
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the sandy shore
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Also WTH - depending on context the w is who, where or what.
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