Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.
Will Rogers

"We can't simply cut our way to prosperity."

President Obama, June 25, 2011

(I hope he mispoke into the teleprompter in this radio address)

"You can accomplish more with a kind word and a gun, than a kind word alone"

That would look lovely stitched on a pillow.

"Between the two of them, they had like, 3 teeth."
~ Emerald Knight referring to two chicks his next door Jersey Shore Neightbor brought over, claiming they were his two simulataneous conquests

^^^^ If I had posted something like that, you could count on simultaneous and multiple notifies!!!

FTFY

Oh for crying outloud, awright, "they had more like, 4 teeth between the two of them." sheesh

::performs a little experiment::


::experiment complete, hits notify::

“Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15th” -Ronald Reagan

"Get Busy living, or get busy dying."
~Shawshank Redemption

"Guns don't kill people, GUNZ do."

ANDY: Red, if you ever get out of here, do me a favor. There's this big hayfield up near Buxton. You know where Buxton is?
RED: Lots of hayfields there.

ANDY: One in particular. Got a long rock wall with a big oak at the north end. Like something out of a Robert Frost poem. It's where I asked my wife to marry me. We'd gone for a picnic. We made love under that tree. I asked and she said yes. Promise me, Red. If you ever get out, find that spot. In the base of that wall you'll find a rock that has no earthly business in a Maine hayfield. A piece of black volcanic glass. You'll find something buried under it I want you to have.

RED: What? What's buried there?

ANDY: You'll just have to pry up that rock and see.

Truth be told

TONY SCAGNELLI JR.: "This is a great party"

MUNDO RAMOS: "It will be even better when the broad gets here"

TONY SCAGNELLI JR: "Who's the broad?"

MUNDO RAMOS: "You are."

"I sometimes think that the saving grace of America lies in the fact that the overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities- a sense of humor and a sense of proportion." ~ Franklin D. Roosevelt

Editorial Comment: I think we still have our sense of humor, but I wonder if we are losing our ability to keep things in proportion.

^^^ is this a crack about obesity?

H. L. Menchen - "Democracy is a form of worship. It is the worship of jackals by jackasses."

No, it is not. Do you need me to explain or are you just entertaining yourself?

Too funny. In fact, that's gotta be the funniest thing, EVER!!

You'll have to forgive him. The onset of dementia is a terrible thing.

"If'n yer thinkin what I'ma thinkin yer thinkin, and right about now, I'ma thinkin you are, then you might wanna rethink what yer a thinkin, I think."
~ Bill the CornPlugger

"What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
-Jules Winnfield

"Maybe we should chug on over to mamby pamby land where maybe we can find some self confidence for you, you jack wagon!
-R. Lee Ermey (Geico)