Please come in, enjoy the festivities...just about every type of drink is available (unless it contains gin, somehow our gin supply was all drunk in the first 15 minutes, never seen 3 gallons drunk so fast...).we have plenty of food as well, although the rum balls and fruitcake are going fast. Heck, we even have those nasty cheesy hash browns today...

And look out for the mistletoe, that is strategically placed throughout this fine establishment. The ancient guy standing near the door is not our bouncer, he is just under the first bit of mistletoe when you come in. If you stop to listen to his story how he remembers when Jesus was born as he was a young man back then, he's going to try and plant one on you...

::climbs in window::

<<<---has the Naughty T-shirt...totally does NOT stop to listen to story-telling.

::follows manimal in the window::

How about some Bailey's for the coffee this morning? The wind is really whipping around here.

Manimal - very smart move...

::crawls through window.:: What's goin on in here.

Ohhhhhhhhh A PARTY!!

margarita please with salt

::::pulls out the lip gloss and strategically sits under a mistletoe:::::

::knocks on the backdoor::

::bumps the old man out of the way, and waits for one of the 3 Ho's that Happy keeps talking about...::

MissFitt!!! This is not THAT type of bar!!!

::faints::

KT????? Runs in and tackles KT!

Cosmo please. It's the right color And heavy on the Mo

::goes off to find a fresh made cheese danish::

::Superman dives through the door::


Give me all your booze! Mistletoe, I ain't skeered of you or your parasitic properties

Cheesy taters....yum!

:looks for ho ho hos:

Hi HO! Hi HO...it's off to the mistletoe you go!

sorry, there are no mirrors in this bar

CLARICE!!! {{{{{BIG HUGS}}}}}

Here's you a sparkly straw...and make sure you guard it from some Bumble looking for a ho ho ho...

::Avoids mistletoe disaster by using my own personal Tardis to make a grand entrance::

Treats for everyone! Chocolate covered Oreo cookie balls, peanute butter Hershey Kiss cookies, Rolo turtles, white almond bark dipped apples that look like snowmen, and CARAMEL POPCORN!

::drools::

Bulmers, please.

::::lays mistletoe on top of head:::

I just wanna kiss dagnabit!!!! please

desperate much?????

::SMOOCH::

Hot.

gooood golly moses

I made some last night to bring to work today, big hit.

Yo, Sci_Comply - like your ride. You know your supposed to run outside tomorrow and yell "THANK YOU DOCTOR!! YOU SAVED US AGAIN!!" Provided, of course, that the world doesn't end tonight!

I'll have a Cosmo, please!

::kisses the old guy under the mistletoe on the way in::

Sam Adams Winter please?!?!