There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain.

I'm not funny today. I-I know. I'm havin' a hard day. I-I-I- This joke sucks. It's-it's-it's a stupid joke.

I love that movie.

It is quite good.



Tell the joke....

Tell the joke.

I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood 40 years!

Nerd Alert!

Not yet, but I can definitely see you pushing maximum density.

- Why do you keep calling me Calvin?

- Well, it's written all over your underwear.

If your wit were as big as your voice, me dear, it's the great man you'd be by this.

- It's his mother. She, uh, interferes.

- My girls, sir, they didn't care for the Overlook at first. One of them actually stole a pack of matches, and tried to burn it down. But I "corrected" them sir. And when my wife tried to prevent me from doing my duty, I "corrected" her.

Sci. Your avi is really freaking me out.

I know!! The eyes freak me out.

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

I had to lean in real close to see if they really were moving.

That was a bad idea.

Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in. - The Shining

So beer ain't good enough for you, huh? - Tom Powers (The Public Enemy)

"We're sinking! What should we do?"
"Do? We'll board a ship that's not sinking!"

Curtis? Are you dead?

Girl Scout: Is this made from real lemons?

Wednesday: Yes.

Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons?

Pugsley: Yes.

Girl Scout: Well, I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?

Wednesday: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?

Gophers! You great git! Not golfers! The little brown furry rodents!

Salt: You are frightened of the night?
Randy: Baloney!
Salt: You are frightened of baloney?

Bones: D*** it man, I'm a doctor, not a torpedo technician!

(or another great one from the same movie!!)

Scotty: If it isn't Captain James Tiberius Perfect-Hair!
[to Keenser] Did you hear that? I called him "Perfect-Hair".

I need the BOL heart right now. Love that movie.

Jim: "Wait, are you guys... are you guys fighting?"

Nyota: "I'd rather not talk about it..."

Jim: "Oh my God, what is that even like?"

Kirk: No sir, that's not what happened.

Pike: That was an epic beating.

Kirk: No, it wasn't.

Pike: You had napkins hanging out of your nose. Did you not?

Kirk: Yeah, that was a good fight.

::SWOOOOON::