You know, we could have been a good couple. We could have had something special. But you one crazy-@ss B!#ch!

How come you ain't got no black people performing in this casino? We ain't good enough for you?

We got Lionel Ritchie!

Lionel Ritchie ain't been black since the commodores!

It's lonely at the top. When I was little, I wrote a poem about it. It went: "The prettiest girl in the mirror is me, but will I still be pretty when there's no one there to see?... me? I wish upon a lucky star to put a happy face on my pain, because it hurts so much to be so cold and so alone... in the... rain."

You know, I've always wanted a child. And now I think I'll have one....on toast!! ~ Hocus Pocus

I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!

I love this movie!

I watch it almost every Halloween time.

"You have a little woman? Sounds tasty."

At least you'll never be accused of being a vegetable...even artichokes have hearts! ~ Amelie

Louise Miller: [about the disgusting pizza Richie is preparing] This is disgusting! You better clean this mess up before mom gets home.

Richie Miller: I don't have to.

Louise Miller: I am telling you, I don't want to listen to her yell at you. You are an unbelievable pig!

Richie Miller: I'm rubber your glue whatever you call me sticks back on you.

Louise Miller: No! I'm rubber YOUR glue whatever YOU call me sticks back on YOU!

Richie Miller: You think you're hot stuff because you went to a dance. Dream on! No one wants do date you because you are a dog! A dog! A dog!

In every relationship, there's a bull and a cow. It just so happens that in this relationship, right here with me and you, I'm the bull, you're the cow. Alright?

Gabriel Cash: I've got good news and bad news.

Ray Tango: What's the bad news?

Gabriel Cash: We're almost out of gas.

Ray Tango: What's the good news?

Gabriel Cash: We're ALMOST out of gas.

Father Damien Karras: What?

Evil Spirit: Your mother's in here, Karras. Would you like to leave a message? I'll see that she gets it.

Q: What made you snap like this?

A: I got tired of coming up with last minute, desperate solutions to impossible problems created by other censored!) people!

^^^ Sounds like a CO

You shouldn't shoot me, Johnny. My grandmother shot me once... Once.

You shouldn't hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once... Once.

You know the rules in my house. While here, you will obey them.

"Gabriel Cash: You don't know anything about electricity, do you?
Ray Tango: No.
Gabriel Cash: As long as you're only touching one wire and you're not touching the ground, you don't get electrocuted.
[Thinks about it for a moment]
Gabriel Cash: Um, right?
Ray Tango: I don't know.
Gabriel Cash: I don't either."

"Tell me this isn't about the girl."

"Definitely mostly not about the girl."

With all my heart, I still love the man I killed

Rex O'Herlihan: Give me a tall glass of warm gin with a human hair in it.

I love that movie!

"Yeah, I got a match, your butt and my face. Oh wait, was it my butt and your face?"

Bob Barber: Ever faced another good guy before?
Rex O'Herlihan: Nope.
Bob Barber: Me neither.
Rex O'Herlihan: Kinda makes you wonder what'll happen.
Bob Barber: I figure the good guy'll win, just like always.
Rex O'Herlihan: Yeah, except we're both good guys.
Bob Barber: Then I figure the most good good guy will win.
Rex O'Herlihan: That's how I figure, too.
Bob Barber: Yep.

You say it's 20 miles yet it's not on this map. And you're really smart, so...

I'm pickin' up on your sarcasm.

I should hope so because I'm layin' it on pretty thick.

Rex O'Herlihan: You're not a good guy at all!
Bob Barber: I'm a laywer, you idiot!

another great quote:

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