Jack Burton: What's in the flask, Egg? Magic potion?

Egg Shen: Yeah.

Jack Burton: Thought so, good. What do we do, drink it?

Egg Shen: Yeah!

Jack Burton: Good! Thought so.

Egg Shen: Can see things no one else can see. Do things no one else can do.

Jack Burton: Real things?

Egg Shen: As real as Lo Pan!

Jack Burton: Hey, what more can a guy ask for?

Egg Shen: Oh, the six-demon bag!

Jack Burton: Terrific, a six-demon bag. Sensational. What's in it, Egg?

Egg Shen: Wind, fire, all that kind of thing!

Oh great, now I've got guilt.

John: Word is that kid of yours is a chip off the old block.

Lucifer: Well, one does what one can.

John: He's in the other room.

Lucifer: Boys will be boys.

John: With Gabriel.

Lucifer: No accounting for taste.

I know I'm a day late but,

"Remember, remember, the 5th of November." ~ V for Vendetta

Director: That's an endangered species, at most. What would be the scientific purpose of killing it?

Steve: Revenge.

Minion: Bee doo bee doo bee doo bee doo bee doo bee doo bee doo

There is no way that this winter is *ever* going to end as long as this groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. I don't see any other way out. He's got to be stopped. And I have to stop him.

A-ca-believe it!

I got a razor in this bag.

Ash: You should probably put your bandit hat on now. Personally, I don't have one, but I modified this tube sock.

Kristofferson: We look good.

Ash: Yeah, yeah we do.

Jack: "Can I ask you a serious question?"
Gracie Law: "Absolutely not."

Nurse Ratched: The best thing we can do is go on with our daily routine.

Mitch Henessey: What I'm saying is, back when we first met, you were all like "Oh phooey, I burned the darn muffins." Now, you go into a bar, ten minutes later, sailors come runnin' out. What up with that?

LOVE that movie, Ed.

It's one of my favorites, many of the best quotes are not suitable for this forum, though.

I've had occasion to use "Chefs can do that."

Very true. I might have to dust that off and watch it again.

Jean - I will let you go, but first I want you to say "I...love...crepes!"
Carl - Don't you say it, Ricky! These colors don't run.
Ricky - I'm not gonna say it. So Frenchy, why don't you just go ahead and break my arm?

"It's better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6." Mark Wahlburg's character in Departed.

Penny: I was saying, um, maybe we could get the city to donate the building to our cause. We would be able to provide two hundred-and-fifty new beds, get people off the streets and into job training [Billy looks over his shoulder at the van] so they could buy rocket packs, go to the Moon, become florists.... [Understands that Billy has been ignoring her] You're not really interested in the homeless, are you?
Billy: No, I am, but- It's a symptom. You're treating a symptom, and the disease rages on, consumes the human race. The fish rots from the head, as they say. So my thinking is, why not cut off the head?
Penny: Of the human race?
Billy: It's not a perfect metaphor, but I'm talking about an overhaul of the system. Putting the power in... different hands.
Penny: I'm all for that. This petition is about the building.
Billy: I'd love to sign.

I guess this could also go in the CFPD thread?


I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog/bank too!!

Son, I fought a minotaur to be here.

And so,
to all you graduates...

as you go out into the world
my advice to you is...

don't go!
It's rough out there.

Move back with your parents.
Let them worry about it.

"Nice jacket."

"Don't tease me, Marcella, you know what I do for a living."

"There are certain things I'm not permitted to do because they're considered human rights violations. Fortunately, you're not human."