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#1887886 - 01/17/14 02:06 PM
RODEO GIRLS bar is open
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The mechanical bull is turned on. The bar is overflowing. The 'girls' are all fake. Cowboy stew and Rocky Mountain Oysters are on the bar. Welcome and don'ttry not to stare to hard. 
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#1887887 - 01/17/14 02:07 PM
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Wow, sounds like the place to be????
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#1887889 - 01/17/14 02:10 PM
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The 'girls' are all fake. sounds promising
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#1887892 - 01/17/14 02:11 PM
Re: RODEO GIRLS bar is open
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We're taking 'bets' for the bikini race later today. Jar is over ----->>>>
Winner takes all.
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#1887894 - 01/17/14 02:12 PM
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Wait, is this the "road-e-o" bar or the "ro-day-o" bar?
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#1887895 - 01/17/14 02:13 PM
Re: RODEO GIRLS bar is open
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What is cowboy stew?
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#1887905 - 01/17/14 02:27 PM
Re: RODEO GIRLS bar is open
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OH! And I forgot the Cowboy Caviar - it was still in the fridge!  Here ya go...and some scoops to go with!  DeeQ - don't worry about technicalities, please. It's Friday...you really shouldn't be here.
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#1887921 - 01/17/14 02:41 PM
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I assume "The Rodeo Song" will be playing in the background?  (May only be familiar to those that have frequented an actual redneck bar after midnight) Bourbon please....neat.
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#1887932 - 01/17/14 02:50 PM
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::cakes on makeup:: ::increases hair volume by 75%::
Well, howdy!
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#1887937 - 01/17/14 02:56 PM
Re: RODEO GIRLS bar is open
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BBB1, do you mean Garth Brooks' Rodeo? It's playing ALL night...boots, spurs, cowboy hats...cut out the mushy parts and you have: Well it's bulls and blood It's dust and mud It's the roar of a Sunday crowd It's the white in his knuckles The gold in the buckle He'll win the next go 'round It's boots and chaps It's cowboy hats It's spurs and latigo It's the ropes and the reins And the joy and the pain And they call the thing rodeo Karoke anyone? <<---is not a country music fan but KNOWS this song.
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#1887938 - 01/17/14 02:56 PM
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We used to play the Rodeo Song in our band when we first started out. ::missing BOL musical notes:: "Well it's 40 below and I don't give a _ _ _ _"! I've got my boots on at work today so I'd like a fancy lawnmower please and thank you kindly.
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#1887945 - 01/17/14 03:05 PM
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Lets all go, down to Dumas Walker....
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#1887947 - 01/17/14 03:11 PM
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The 'girls' are all fake. sounds promising fake, not blow up...sheesh
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#1887950 - 01/17/14 03:13 PM
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I assume "The Rodeo Song" will be playing in the background? (May only be familiar to those that have frequented an actual redneck bar after midnight) Bourbon please....neat. weeeelllll... here comes Johnny with his (censored) in his hand he's a one man band and it's off to the ro-de-o is this what you are referencing?
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#1887953 - 01/17/14 03:17 PM
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I assume "The Rodeo Song" will be playing in the background? (May only be familiar to those that have frequented an actual redneck bar after midnight) Bourbon please....neat. weeeelllll... here comes Johnny with his (censored) in his hand he's a one man band and it's off to the ro-de-o is this what you are referencing? That's the one!
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#1887957 - 01/17/14 03:25 PM
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the version i've always heard was by a band called "Canadian Country". long time since i've heard it...
oh, and pass me an Abita Christmas Ale, please. Because production has ended and i want another before they are gone for the year...
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#1887958 - 01/17/14 03:27 PM
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I assume "The Rodeo Song" will be playing in the background? (May only be familiar to those that have frequented an actual redneck bar after midnight) Bourbon please....neat. And you know it's a redneck bar if the girl that asks you to dance has to spit her dip out first.
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#1887964 - 01/17/14 03:39 PM
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I knew there was a reason I wore my boots to work today! I have the winter variety pack of Leinenkugel if anyone would like to share.
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#1887965 - 01/17/14 03:42 PM
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I have nothing rodeo or cowboy/girl related to say, I'm far too urban.
I'll just take my drink and have a seat by the mechanical bull, patiently waiting for some entertainment to start!
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#1887987 - 01/17/14 04:08 PM
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Are there any posters to stare at?
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#1887995 - 01/17/14 04:19 PM
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Rollin' down Rodeo with a shotgun...
::pours self a tall, strong Jack and Coke::
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