Know what else will kill you?
Anxiety.

Relax.
Have a drink.
It may kill you too.

We all have to die at some point.
Life - Not one of us will get out of it alive.

ETA: I'll drink to that...fruit my beer, please!!!

For some reason I am reminded of the TBBT episode when Penny gets the chair from the curb and Shelton sets in it.

Cheers!

To steal someone elses wisdom, there is no way I am going to come out of this alive and when I'm on the slab, I want them to look at me and say, "Wow! He must have had a good time!"

amen!

Joker, to heck with scrubbing it first to remove pesticides and germs. The alcohol will drown it out. So fruit my beer too please!

This reminds me of the saying "A good friend will bail you out of jail. A great friend will be sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'"

Yes! This too!

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I'm pretty sure the immune system is ineffective against toxic chemicals, lead, radiation, etc. [/quote]

Oh, I don't know. In the shooting sports hobby, I've probably poured a couple tons of lead down the bores of the firearms over ... say 40+ years. Since I was a kid anyway. Breathed the airborne residue from the "gun smoke." Handled lead bullets, cast my own lead bullets, hand loaded lead bullets and shot while eating and drinking at the loading bench, cleaned bores of guns after shooting lead bullets getting lead-laced cleaning solvents all over my hands plus breathing the solvents' vapors. Once accidentally swallowed a lead .177 pellet when I was 12 years old.

It ain't hurt me yet. Of course there's this prehensile tail that has formed at the base of my spine over the past few years ...

Fixed

I would die a little inside if I had to drink a fruited up beer!

False. Chia seeds are deadly killers! But I don’t care, I love them and will continue to consume them in copious amounts. http://www.ehow.com/about_6770859_chia-seed-dangers.html

By the way, one thing has become increasingly clear as we go on: Yes, everything wants us dead – even some health foods and sometimes the safer alternatives to known toxic substances. Yes, drinking water from one’s own hands would appear to be the only solution, and only from a clear stream and only upstream from all settlements…so that’s not much of an option. Yes, cooking food destroys many of its nutrients, but eating raw meat is a known deadly killer, so what can you do? Cow’s milk, another a deadly killer. It’s common replacement: soy milk, also a deadly killer.

The world is full of things that want to destroy our bodies. But I don’t think that means that our only choice is to give up, decide to ignore it all, and leave it for future generations to clean up. Tiny steps are all I can do. For instance, I don’t buy gum anymore. I love gum. But I won’t chew it now that I know what it’s really made of. From my perspective, that doesn’t demonstrate paranoia, but rather, good common sense. Hopefully my decision will affect my kids’ decisions, and on down through the successive generations. In my case, I may be a little unique - I have maybe 100 decisions like the one I made about gum. And you're going to get the privilege of hearing about ALL OF THEM.

"only from a clear stream"

A clear stream (of water) usually means that there is to much pollution to support marine life.

Would Giardia be considered marine life?

It was a menu item when I was in Mexico last year. Thought I had avoided the salads, fresh vegies, and water.

That stuff'll kill ya'!

as much as Cholera and Poliomyelitis

And don't forget shigella...

Ah yes! Shigella in cream sauce! Only the French really know how to do it right!

They can cook toast and fries as well.

Shamu (RIP), and similar captive orcas and [deadly] killer whales, because they go insane and sometimes attempt to playfully maim and drown their trainers and anyone else who ends up in the water with them. http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/problem-blackfish/

^^ This is an easy one to avoid. Shouldn't spend 2 seconds contemplating it's ability to kill you...unless you're a compliance officer by day and SeaWorld trainer by night.

True, and I usually wouldn't think about it much, but I went to one of these live shows recently. Have kids who want to go to things like this. Am conflicted about taking them to such things ever again, because I don't want them to think these places are okay ways to treat these animals.

Office photocopiers, because exhaust fumes and ozone, typically in poorly ventilated spaces.

http://www.healthxchange.com.sg/healthyl...-You-Think.aspx
http://www.silentmenace.com/Photocopiers.html