I guess when a stripper dies, those funerals are hard to get a ticket to.

flashing a few singles should get you in

Make it rain.

::Must resist making "stiff" joke::

Or anything about "the pole"....

oops nothing to see in here, move along please O_o

Bet the funerals are so popular people are dying to get in!!

::Went with corny dead joke instead of innuendo. Taking the high road::

Well there goes my second income. And I haven't even finished paying off my portable POLE yet!

I think this must be "Stump the Compliance Officer" week. I swear I have had the WEIRDEST problems come up. Two of them requiring guidance from counsel, because I just don't see any way through without stepping on one regulation or the other.

That needed a spew warning!!!

Portable poles sound dangerous. I've seen Showgirls!

They also make excellent weapons!

weapons of mass seduction!

Having traversed the globe
Unable to speak the local parlance
Regardless, thy posterior requires little to no explanation
The sole communique with which I must be conversant
is when you
speak to me in an uncouth manner

Such a busy weekend coming up!

I KNOW, right???

I may clean my yard

Such a busy 2 months coming up! I've got family birthdays, in-law visits, orny shopping and of course all the holidays! I'm excited but it's gonna be exhausting!

This weekend we are celebrating my father's 93rd birthday (it's actually on Veteran's Day). We're taking him out for a nice dinner on Saturday to a restaurant of his choice in Louisville. And then on Sunday they are having a 50th anniversary party for my oldest brother. Lots of cool stuff in store for me.

You can't throw a rock in this month without hitting a birthday. November is birthday month.

that's a valid point

Wow happy 93rd to your dad! That's awesome!!

It's a glorious Wednesday!

Gen2 is active!!