Hey...there's no age limit on trick or treating!

(but no, i was speaking theoretically)

riiiiight

I only trick-or-treat at the "Brach's" houses.

"You're Next" was one of my favorite new movie finds on Nexflix

A massive botnet, millions of infected PCs controlled from afar, simultaneously hitting the internet’s root servers. Serious problems with electricity, transportation, food supply. The threat of zombie computers is probably more realistic than the threat of actual zombies.

http://www.tomsguide.com/us/scariest-security-threats,review-2144-8.html

Golly, this thread really makes my day!

::makes note to go trick or treating with raitch next year...brach's is the BESTEST!::

waiting for the next Avengers movie is going to kill us. O_O

There was an ebola scare downtown, about 23 blocks from where I work. Worrying about ebola will kill us. Unnecessary media coverage of ebola will kill us.

Appendix rupture as a result of a hard punch in the stomach (like Houdini). Houdini was proud of his strong stomach muscles and asked a college student to punch him there as hard as he could. Houdini died soon thereafter, with a ruptured appendix. It’s unclear whether this was a direct effect of the stomach punching, but, I still think about it every time my kid decides to sucker-punch me in the belly.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3182788/

Some lady pop singer in England found a spider had been living in her ear for a week or so I read the other day. Spiders living in your head will kill you!! O_O

Will sleep tonight with cotton in my ears and nose. And sleep with a mask. Can't stand spiders

A tape measure can kill you.

A 58-year-old man making a delivery to a construction site died Monday morning after a tape measure fell 50 stories and hit him on the head.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2014/11/04/man-dies-hit-tape-measure/18456625/

Corporation-aided addiction:

www.cracked.com/podcast/the-evil-conspiracy-that-will-probably-kill-you/

WARNING: THAT LINK IS TO A NSFW (LANGUAGE) PODCAST ON A "HUMOR" SITE.

but the issue and references are not "jokes"--it's not an onion-type fake news site. More like John Oliver. And if you dont like THAT kind of humor site as a resource for the subject matter in this thread, then your uptightness is going to kill you.

Tooth whitening, because if it will do that to your teeth, what is it doing to your insides?

http://youngdentists.wordpress.com/2012/11/07/brussels-bans-teeth-whitening/

But good luck finding a toothpaste that doesn't have tooth whitening ingredients - there may still be 1 or 2 choices left at the store. I can't believe people would use a tooth whitening toothpaste as their regular, everyday toothpaste on an ongoing basis for years on end, but they must be, otherwise there would only be a few such products on the shelves, instead of nearly all toothpastes having that.

It is amazing we last as long as we do! The world is a dangerous place.

The fact we survive it all is a miracle, because everyday we face 1,000 ways to die.

Yeah, and most of us are not near LA like you are GD!

maybe we DONT last that long. I mean, the universe is 14 billion years old. maybe there are alien civilizations where individuals live millions of years and look at us like fruit flies.

Maybe the moon is made of green cheese. Maybe alien civilizations where individuals live millions of years will kill us.

That'd be dope. I mean, not right now, but when i'm old and about to die anyways--i hope i can at least go out Independence Day style. Or maybe Armageddon. Either way, a huge humanity-saving explosion.

But not eating a McRib?