::consults with Peepers::

Peepers - still alive

Peepers - eats lots of [censored]

[censored] hasn't killed Peepers

conclusion: [censored] is good for you

Ya baby, love me some [censored]

Speaking of McRibs...

Being fat, because increased risk of cancer, diabetes, internal organ problems, all kinds of things.

http://win.niddk.nih.gov/publications/health_risks.htm

do big bones kill?

Thanks for reminding me that I haven't had my annual McRib yet.

All this talk of McRibs makes me want to have one.

Living alone is another Deadly Killer.

http://www.cnn.com/2012/06/18/health/mental-health/loneliness-isolation-health/

I don't know about that one, as I live alone and am quite content. Conversely, if I lived with someone, that person's health may very easily be at risk.

What Babo said!

South Park addressed this on this weeks episode. Whoever controls our dopamine controls us.

Bowling can kill you...

Ohio man killed in pin-setting machine at bowling alley

http://my.chicagotribune.com/#section/545/article/p2p-81909188/

Yes but that is Ohio. Everything can kill you in Ohio.

The state spices of Ohio are salt and pepper, if I remember correctly from my schooling there.

If you are a coach or player for the Chicago Bears your fans may kill you. What was that!?!?

the arctic cold front sweeping the nation - we will al freeze to death in a matter of days...it is so bad i saw Dennis Quaid trekking across the street earlier

Good thing I'm close the to border. I'll figure out a way to be smuggled into Mexico to pick melons.

Technology....an over abundance of technology will kill you.

Prematurely unlocking the descent braking system on a sub-orbital space craft can be deadly.

Measles is going to kill us all!!

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/disease-thought-history-making-alarming-194600629.html

I recall getting my measles and mumps shot as a kid and coming down with the mumps for a couple weeks. Fun stuff.

Driving under the influence of masculinity.

"More men than women die each year in motor vehicle crashes. Men typically drive more miles than women and more often engage in risky driving practices including not using safety belts, driving while impaired by alcohol, and speeding."
http://www.iihs.org/iihs/topics/t/general-statistics/fatalityfacts/gender

^^^^^ All this risky behavior is because of you know who!

Is best to practice safe driving then Pale?

Phillae approaching, landing on, riding on, and drilling the Rosetta comet. My first concern was that we would wobble it out of its normal trajectory and somehow increase the likelihood it would impact Earth. But now I’m thinking, for all we now, that comet could be a lifeform, or contain lifeforms inside of it. Or, was it built or launched by sentient beings with unknown intentions? We’ve found organic molecules on it (http://online.wsj.com/articles/rosetta-p...omet-1416256078).

What attention are we attracting to our planet, by putting our space junk on it? It's like a billboard saying "Come to Earth!" for anyone that might exist to detect and read it.

There is at least one website promoting the bogus-sounding rumor that the real reason for the mission is that radio signals emitted from a transmittor located on the comet were detected by scientists decades ago. I'm at least 9% less nutty than those dudes.

Kang and Kodos will be arriving soon