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#1988835 - 01/15/15 02:20 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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Glad I can make some people chuckle! This particular employee came to us with no banking experience but she knows it all!


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#1988848 - 01/15/15 02:47 PM Re: Random Thoughts ahkcompliance
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Originally Posted By: ahkcompliance
Glad I can make some people chuckle! This particular employee came to us with no banking experience but she knows it all!




I LOVE employees like that. [/sarcasm]

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#1988863 - 01/15/15 03:06 PM Re: Random Thoughts ahkcompliance
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Originally Posted By: ahkcompliance
Glad I can make some people chuckle! This particular employee came to us with no banking experience but she knows it all!




Francine?
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#1988871 - 01/15/15 03:16 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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A closed door is like a magnet to some people.
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#1988888 - 01/15/15 03:27 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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This is an email I received this morning from the person:

"After reading through the information you gave me. I can clearly see this a requirement that is mandated by the FDA and that you just didn't make this up. Thank you for your time that you spent on researching my question. I do really appreciate it. I will pass on a good note to management noting that you really know the FDA laws. I have decided I will not call the FDA."

I am totally LOLing...She hasn't a clue! I have not bothered to tell her that the FDA is the wrong agency and that it should be FDIC. I will let her believe the FDA is in control. I can't wait to see managements face when she tells them I know FDA laws!!

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#1988892 - 01/15/15 03:31 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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Nice how she thinks you have time to make things up and would do that.......
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#1988895 - 01/15/15 03:33 PM Re: Random Thoughts waldensouth
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#1988896 - 01/15/15 03:35 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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The FDA is the puppet master for all the other agencies! Didn't you know?

I make stuff up all the time. Nobody believes my truths or lies, so it doesn't much matter, and at least this way I can have some fun.

No, I'm sorry, the regulators expect the staples in the top left corner to be at a 45 degree angle, not parallel to the top edge. Please correct this.
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#1988904 - 01/15/15 03:42 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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All I can say is WOW! I hope she's not in charge of anything important!

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#1988914 - 01/15/15 03:51 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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Just wait until the CFPB takes over the FDA laws!!
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#1988942 - 01/15/15 04:22 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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I fear the EPA much more than the FDA!
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#1988967 - 01/15/15 04:38 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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And let's don't even get started on the CDC. eek
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#1989023 - 01/15/15 06:15 PM Re: Random Thoughts ahkcompliance
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Originally Posted By: ahkcompliance
This is an email I received this morning from the person:

"After reading through the information you gave me. I can clearly see this a requirement that is mandated by the FDA and that you just didn't make this up. Thank you for your time that you spent on researching my question. I do really appreciate it. I will pass on a good note to management noting that you really know the FDA laws. I have decided I will not call the FDA."

I am totally LOLing...She hasn't a clue! I have not bothered to tell her that the FDA is the wrong agency and that it should be FDIC. I will let her believe the FDA is in control. I can't wait to see managements face when she tells them I know FDA laws!!

Can you post one of these everyday.. it equals the required laugh a day in my book smile
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#1989073 - 01/15/15 07:38 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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I would have responded:

The FDA requires the following warning - Disagreeing with me in the future can cause nausea, vomiting, bleeding, dizziness, bronchitis, unusual dreams, irregular heartbeat, ingrown toenails, thinning hair, involuntary twitches, uncontrollable itching and acute embarassment.

smile
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#1989095 - 01/15/15 08:05 PM Re: Random Thoughts GuitarDude
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#1989101 - 01/15/15 08:12 PM Re: Random Thoughts ahkcompliance
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Originally Posted By: ahkcompliance
I can't wait to see managements face when she tells them I know FDA laws!!


unless, of course, someone in management fails to see the humor in this and wants to know why you didn't disabuse this notion the know-it-all had...
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#1989118 - 01/15/15 08:38 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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My luck, management wouldn't even 'get it'.
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#1989123 - 01/15/15 08:44 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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Just had a call from the CEO. He finds it funny I didn't say anything about her calling the FDA. He asked if I was going to tell her and I said she will figure it out eventually. He laughs and says have a good day!

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#1989146 - 01/15/15 10:04 PM Re: Random Thoughts ahkcompliance
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Originally Posted By: ahkcompliance
Just had a call from the CEO. He finds it funny I didn't say anything about her calling the FDA. He asked if I was going to tell her and I said she will figure it out eventually. He laughs and says have a good day!
laugh laugh laugh
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#1989205 - 01/16/15 01:56 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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#1989252 - 01/16/15 03:46 PM Re: Random Thoughts E.E.G.B
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laugh
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#1989256 - 01/16/15 03:50 PM Re: Random Thoughts RR Joker
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Are the Girl Scouts doing the cookies for the troops again this year?
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#1989279 - 01/16/15 04:24 PM Re: Random Thoughts RR Sarah
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Including the ones on my feet and in my gym bag I have 5 pairs of shoes in my office eek
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#1989313 - 01/16/15 04:53 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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Only 5? I'm shocked!!
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#1989335 - 01/16/15 05:28 PM Re: Random Thoughts RR Joker
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Originally Posted By: RR Joker
Only 5? I'm shocked!!


frown

I've been slacking and not meeting my weekly target....
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