I wonder what those foods have to do with September.

Sounds like a fake celebration of "Chicken, Biscuit and Honey Month" and quite possibly a UDAAP violation if the bank takes deposit of these fraudulently obtained funds. It is always the banks fault.

kitten's Daily Math Fix!!

If you multiply this month by this date, you get the last two digits of this year:

9 X 3 = 15

Huzzah!

Wha....? Maybe I haven't had enough coffee yet....

LOL I clearly haven't had enough coffee yet because I looked at that and didn't see a thing wrong!

don't stop him, he's on a roll

"did we give up after the German's bombed Pearl Harbor?"

Originally Posted By Bacon Boy

kitten's Daily Math Fix!!

If you multiply this month by this date, you get the last two digits of this year:

9 X 3 = 15

Huzzah!

<---needs something more than coffee this morning.

OMG, thank you for the laugh! I really needed that.

I assumed it was the Common Core math method in use.

One of my closest friends at the bank is moving to a new bank. Today is her last day.
Very sad to see her go, made the bank a better place to work. Best of luck to you kiddo.

Somehow I think this actually makes more sense than the Common Core method.

NCUA lead examiner this morning: Have you ever thought about being an examiner?

I laughed and told her I couldn't pick between my two immediate thought come-backs: "I wouldn't qualify, I have too much banking experience." or "I'm not willing to move to an exam region where they actually have compliance examiners."

It's nice to have people that you can joke with while they're ripping you to shreds.

Are they ripping you to shreds, Matt? You seem extremely knowledgeable, although I know that one person can't change an entire culture.

Well, not me personally, more like everyone else but since I'm the liaison, I'm getting the "friendly" fire.

As usual, they're hammering miniscule things and missing big things though.

My husband was working on his sisters car and had the whole steering wheel disassembled. After working on it for several hours he proclaimed to have fixed it. He was so happy putting it back together but that was short lived. When he was done reassembling there was a constant ding ding ding. After the f bombs and other curse words ceased I said to him "Try turning off the lights."

I really dislike when I have an off-site training first thing in the AM ..... leaves me feeling evne less motivated than normal. And I actually do have alot to do

Why, oh why, do the lenders and processors continually fight compliance. Wouldn't it just be easier to do it the right way?

Of course not.

The right way is rarely the easy way.

But the easy way is a lot more likely to get you smacked in the face!

AMEN!

"Why, oh why, do the lenders and processors continually fight compliance. Wouldn't it just be easier to do it the right way?"


Because it is not truly the right way.

It is the government way, however.

There is a difference between the right way to do something and the way that is dictated by government bureaucracy.

Ambrose Burnside, Civil War General who coined the term “sideburn”

My favorite lines would have to be "Security at a bank is stupid!" closely followed up with "Do we really have to follow the bank policies on this because I do not except it."

Wife is on the phone "There is a giant spider on the front porch. GIANT! It's hairy! It's on the package. I'm going to light the whole thing on fire!"


Freak, I think there might be something dead for you, soon. But it probably is more like...dime sized, not crazy big like the ones you prefer.

I got that call recently too. However it was bumblebees the size of hummingbirds in the basement