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#217216 - 07/30/04 08:27 PM
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they discovered that cats were made or the same stuff, so they took the cats and
created what is now called "Catty Worms". Yes, these worms are mainly female, vibrant multi colored and quite catty. The male species was not happy about this and soon they started ........
to eat the female cats, but
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#217217 - 07/30/04 08:29 PM
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they discovered that cats were made or the same stuff, so they took the cats and
created what is now called "Catty Worms". Yes, these worms are mainly female, vibrant multi colored and quite catty. The male species was not happy about this and soon they started ........
to eat the female cats, but
since the entirety of the chinese race seemed to have been caught up in the meteor strikes devestating path, noone knew a good receipe for cat, so they had to go back to square one when some old lady said "Where's the Beef?!". The good news is that somehow every
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#217218 - 07/30/04 08:29 PM
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Oh-oh-oh-oh...Everybody was Cat Food fighting, those cats were fast as lightning . . . . . .
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#217220 - 07/30/04 08:48 PM
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Yes, fast but this had all been a dream as it as still a a dark and stormy night as I sat alone in the innermost chamber of my mansion. I could hear the grumble of distant thunder, then a creaking sound outside the door, as one of my bodyguards shuffled down the hallway.
The mansion was hundreds of years old, and a score of madmen had lived here before me. Their pain and rage had been absorbed by the walls, and no amount of new paint could conceal the smell of decay.
I was alone. My only child had been sent off to a distant land. My wife was a pale wraith who haunted the stairways at night. Lately, I had heard rumors of a ghoul wandering though the countryside, drooling and gibbering as he feasted on the companions of my youth. Only I could break this spell. Only I could reach out to someone whose blood was still red and warm. I rang the bell, and she appeared in an instant.
“Monica?” I whispered.
Monica? Monica Lewinsky? What are you doing here?
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#217221 - 07/30/04 09:20 PM
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"Monica?” I whispered.
Monica? Monica Lewinsky? What are you doing here?
She replied "I'm looking for my blue polka dot dress . . . I'm not sure where I left it. . . "
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#217222 - 07/30/04 09:31 PM
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"Monica?” I whispered.
Monica? Monica Lewinsky? What are you doing here?
She replied "I'm looking for my blue polka dot dress . . . I'm not sure where I left it. . . "
Could I check in the closet. The closet in that oval shaped room we used to spend so much time in. Don't you remember. The desk, the cigars and how I would scream out your name. That was then and this is now and yes, I am back. Be careful because....
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#217225 - 07/30/04 09:45 PM
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"Monica?” I whispered.
Monica? Monica Lewinsky? What are you doing here?
She replied "I'm looking for my blue polka dot dress . . . I'm not sure where I left it. . . "
Could I check in the closet. The closet in that oval shaped room we used to spend so much time in. Don't you remember. The desk, the cigars and how I would scream out your name. That was then and this is now and yes, I am back. Be careful because....
someone may hear us and besides, I think the dress really needed to go to the cleaners, because as I recall
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#217228 - 07/30/04 10:05 PM
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Then I realized it was Monica Lewinsky. The next thing I knew, slick Willy appeared and asked “are we really alone”
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#217229 - 07/30/04 10:31 PM
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
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But it really wasn't Monica, but Lorena Bobbit in disguise. He whipped out his staff, she whipped out her knife, and proceeded to make a new Ginsu commercial on his presidential ...
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#217230 - 08/02/04 05:41 AM
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I had tripped over the extension cord and the "poop" really did hit the fan!
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#217232 - 08/04/04 11:03 PM
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And was cornered by the party party. I was in shock, I had always just thought they were a myth. But here I was standing face to face with...
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#217234 - 08/05/04 02:21 AM
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The ompa Loompa men! 
All right now...let's say it again...the ompa Loompa men!!
My mind quickly adjusted and I thought to myself. Who the hell are the ompa Loompa men. Must be someone really famous. I reached for my pen to get an autograph and was surprized to see that....
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#217235 - 08/05/04 12:19 PM
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The party party were having a party.
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#217236 - 08/05/04 12:58 PM
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All parties must have music and dancing, so I rushed to the stereo and slipped in my favorite CD featuring the music and sounds of...
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#217237 - 08/05/04 01:16 PM
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Rap Brothers 5 featuring the Gaint Chrome Knome and all of a sudden everybody was Kung-Fu fighting these guys were as fast as lightning...There was...
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#217238 - 08/05/04 01:39 PM
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Rap Brothers 5 featuring the Gaint Chrome Knome and all of a sudden everybody was Kung-Fu fighting these guys were as fast as lightning...There was...
a meteor that came right through the roof and smashed the poor Chrome Knome. And there was much rejoicing, because
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#217239 - 08/05/04 01:41 PM
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nobody liked rap music.
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#217240 - 08/05/04 01:51 PM
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Nobody liked rap dancing...except Little Devil's cat who continued to body surf across the dance hall until it bumped into...
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