I occasionally produce silly short films to accompany compliance training. This month I was looking at making Comply (Die) Hard. Any must have gags or Die Hard/Compliance puns you think should be included? "Yippee-kay-yay, model disclosure...Welcome to the Audit, Pal."..etc.

Past hits have been:
BSA Brothers - "We're on a mission from fraud"
Training not Taken - "I have a particular set of skills...I will find you and I will make you take your training"
Riskbusters - "We came, we saw, we assessed"

TRID is still alive. Only TRID can drive someone that crazy.

You won't hurt me, you're a regulation. There are rules for regulations.
Yeah, that's what the regulators keep telling me.

Only John (insert regulation here) Can Drive Somebody That Crazy.

From Up Here It Doesn't Look Like You're In Charge Of Jack S*** (regulatory compliance)

Just A Fly In The Ointment, Hans. The Monkey In The Wrench. The Pain In The [censored]. ECOA

We're Gonna Need Some More FBI Guys (regulators), I Guess.

Just a New York City Compliance Analyst...about to take on his biggest challenge yet...junk fees

Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The error in the excel formula. The pain in the assessment area....

(crawling through a vent shaft) Come out to the branch...meet the tellers...file a few SARs...

"Sir, this is the ethics reporting line"..."You think i'm ordering a pizza?!"

Great movie, by the way!

There can be no debate--Comply Hard is NOT a Christmas movie.