Okay, boys and girls, I’ll admit, although Alabama didn’t win the national championship game last year, we did put an end to the Georgia Bulldogs’ misguided hopes for a three-peat in the SEC Championship Game (umm, just as I predicted)! And, if I haven’t said it recently: #RollTide!!!)
Additionally, we were the ONLY team to give the eventual (cheaters, I mean,) National Champions (Michigan Wolverines) a decent game…taking them all the way to overtime!
So, with that behind us, the 2024-2025 NCAA football season begins tomorrow!!! This begins a new era of college football…one with new conference affiliations and a new 12-team playoff format.
Some of you are mistakenly thinking this new era will be a positive thing for your team. You are, however, woefully wrong! You’ve longed for a day in which my beloved Alabama Crimson Tide would not have Coach Saban at the helm, but as the old saying goes, “Be careful what you wish for!”
We’ve gone from de “Bear” to de GOAT to DeBoer.
Coach Bryant won six (6) National Championships at Alabama.
Coach Saban also won six (6) Natty’s at the Capstone [and one (1) more at that Bayou school: LS-who??? I mean, LSU.]
How many will Coach DeBoer win at Bama???
Well, he already has 104 wins and only 12 losses, with three (3) NC’s in the NAIA Division, and took the Washington Huskies to the National Championship Game this past season.
Again (as it just needs to be said): Roll Tide!
Okay, enough of the history lesson.
The new ACC will kick us off tomorrow at 11:00 AM with an old rivalry match as the Florida State Seminoles take on the Yellow Jackets and the Ramblin’ Wreck from Georgia Tech at Aviva Stadium in Dublin, Ireland.
When it’s all said and done, will your wretchedly miserable team (whoever that may be) make the playoffs? Or, will you continue to be disappointed…yet, again? Your team’s chances to make the playoffs have increased three-fold, but their chances to win the championship hasn’t: they’re STILL a big fat ZERO!
Okay, enough humiliation of you and your pitiful team.
This year, I’m predicting (in alphabetical order) the following 12 teams to make the playoffs:
My Alabama Crimson Tide (of course!), the Clemson Tigers, the Georgia Bulldogs, the Memphis Tigers, the Miami Hurricanes, the Ohio State Buckeyes, the Oklahoma State Cowboys, the Ole Miss Rebels, the Oregon Ducks, the Penn State Nittany Lions, the Texas Longhorns, and the Utah Utes. [You’ll note there are four (4) SEC teams – which should scare the bejeebers outta ya – three (3) from the B1G, two (2) from the the ACC, two (2) Big XII, and one (1) from the AAC.]
If I were a betting man, I’d probably look at Georgia and Ohio State, but unfortunately for YOU, I’m not. I am, however, a college football prognosticator extraordinaire and, as such, ultimately, the season will end with a repeat of the 2020-2021 National Championship Game: Alabama vs. Ohio State. (It will also end with the same result: Bama coming out on top to claim their unprecedented 19th Championship).
So, you can start your crying now, or you can save it for later, but you will be boohooing when it’s all said and done.
Since that’s the case, the ONLY way your team will see the NCG, is if they buy a ticket or watch it on ESPN.
My team, the Alabama Crimson Tide (just in case you forgot), will be in our home-away-from-home, the Mercedes-Benz Arena in Atlanta, GA, on Monday, January 20th!
With that having been said, and since there’s absolutely no chance your loser, no-talent team can win, take on the challenge of trying to beat me in the 2024-2025 Yahoo! College Football Pick'em.
No reason to be scared; just get'r done!
Sign up at
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/college and join one (or preferably both) of the challenge groups.
I’ve established two groups to evidence your ineptitude!
PB I [Group ID #6604; password: atlanta (all lower case)] is for the novice (in other words...you're at the bottom rung of the ladder).
For this group, you need only pick winners “straight up,” but to give you some added incentive, you will also assign confidence points to each pick to support your convictions about how strongly you feel your prediction will come to pass. Bottom line, the more confident you are, the more points you should use.
PB II [Group ID #6605; password: atlanta (all lower case)] is for the Brave and the Bold* and those who have no fear. In this group, you’ll not only use confidence points, but you’ll have to make your decisions based on the spread. The spread (or “the line”) is determined by the Vegas odds-makers; so, you’re not necessarily picking the game winner; rather, you’re trying to predict whether or not you believe the favorite team will win by MORE than the points established by the odds-makers or if the underdog will be closer than what was forecasted. Here, you choose your confidence points based on how firmly you believe a team will (or will not) cover the spread.
NOTE: If there is no spread or the line is “Off,” it becomes just like PB I…just pick the winner & choose how many points to assign. And, if the “favorite” team wins over the “underdog” by the precise number set by Vegas, it’s called a “push,” and no one gets any points. (Sorry, that’s the “house” playing the odds.)
This is so simple, even an Auburn fan should be able to figure it out!
If you have any questions, feel free to contact me at: dallastide at g mail dot com (without any spaces or underscores)…and, invite others to join us, too! (The more the merrier!)
-Mike
And, as always, Roll Tide!
* Michael Keaton IS Batman!