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#244767 - 09/15/04 06:37 PM
Once upon a time......................
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Haven't done this in a while....it's story time, add as you see fit.
Once upon a time, there was a lonely prince
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#244768 - 09/15/04 06:46 PM
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who had only one leg...
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#244770 - 09/15/04 06:49 PM
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he was a sad young man with not many friends, until....
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#244771 - 09/15/04 06:49 PM
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he hit the powerball jackpot. All his long lost friends and relatives gathered at the gate of the castle
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#244772 - 09/15/04 06:55 PM
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and cheered. He decided to leave his fair countrymen behind. But first, he had to purchase another leg.
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#244773 - 09/15/04 07:00 PM
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He had his leg custom built out of the finest cedar from his personal timber but....
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#244774 - 09/15/04 07:01 PM
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it was 6 inches too short.
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#244777 - 09/15/04 07:17 PM
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it was 6 inches too short.
He decided to create an extention himself, he used....
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#244778 - 09/15/04 07:17 PM
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the leg was shorter than his real leg so he walked with a limp.
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#244779 - 09/15/04 07:17 PM
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after taxes, he still had 42 million dollars, so he thought he could afford to throw out the "too short" leg and get a new one...again...this time it was a perfect fit!
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#244780 - 09/15/04 07:18 PM
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with his leg in place, he headed to America....home of hot dogs, baseball and reality tv
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#244781 - 09/15/04 07:19 PM
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after taxes, he still had 42 million dollars, so he thought he could afford to throw out the "too short" leg and get a new one...again...this time it was a perfect fit!
Unfortunately, it was fitted for the wrong leg, and he had to go back to the drawing board.
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#244782 - 09/15/04 07:33 PM
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come on Michael...work with me here....it was a perfect fit and he is on his way to the USA
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#244784 - 09/15/04 07:48 PM
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come on Michael...work with me here....it was a perfect fit and he is on his way to the USA
Once his plane touched down in the Windy City, he thought to himself..."Where do I begin, there is so much to do and see in this fine country." He decided to grab a train to ...
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#244785 - 09/15/04 07:48 PM
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So he headed for the sunny beaches of Florida...but they were GONE!!!
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#244787 - 09/15/04 07:50 PM
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after a quick bump on Bourban Street, he headed north. With $41.9 million still in his pocket, he started on a quest to find just the right bank to deposit this large sum of money into
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#244788 - 09/15/04 07:53 PM
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Hmmmm, I've heard the name Riggs, he thought to himself. Maybe...
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#244789 - 09/15/04 07:57 PM
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Hmmmm, I've heard the name Riggs, he thought to himself. Maybe...
now that's a loaded one Elena! 
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#244790 - 09/15/04 07:59 PM
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Hmmmm, I've heard the name Riggs, he thought to himself. Maybe...
I'll deposit it there. So he asked someone if they liked Riggs, and they said why. He said I have $40 million in this briefcase I want to deposit. They said goodbye and grabbed the briefcase full of his money and ran.
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#244791 - 09/15/04 08:00 PM
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He took off his leg and hurled it at the back of the muggers head.
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