My counselor told me that I may never be able to trust men again, but it isn't all men that I don't trust (just the nice ones.)

Kans...get another counselor. That's a silly bit of advice from them. They should be helping you figure out why you don't trust men, and fix you, then you can move on

She knows the why, that is why she made the statement in the first place. But thanks for the encouragement Dawnie.

Well you could always give up on her and use us We're very cheap. (You get what you pay for of course)

Fraud, I know I scare you, but you can trust me.....MMUAAAHHHHH (evil laugh)

I was going to agree with Dawnie. We dont have a sofa for you to lay on though, it's a bar stool. We can put a couple together and you can lay on it, or there's always the bar to lay on, heck we can find a table.

After all the jokes where women are superior to men, Men strike back!
>
>How many men does it take to open a beer?
>None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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>Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
>Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never
>be able to support you.
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>Why do women have smaller feet than men?
>It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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>How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
>When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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>How do you fix a woman's watch?
>You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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>Why do men fart more than women?
>Because women can't be quiet long enough to build up the required pressure.
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>If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
>The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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>What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
>A woman who won't do what she's told.
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>I married a Miss Right.
>I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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>Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
>It's called a Wedding Cake.
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>Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald
>head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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>In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
>Then God created Man and rested.
>Then God created Woman.
>Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Ahh, you give us the jokes to defend the men out there but you're too scared to give us your name.....what's that all about?

HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!

Turkeys, chickens....my preference is calling them donkeys. It's a nice way of calling them a$$e$, present company excluded though

angie, that was funny.

Okay, sorry this is a work related statement, then we'll get back to bashing men. I'm a Loan Assistant, aka SLAVE, I'm not sure what everyone else out there does, but I often times compare my job to cleaning the kitchen after someone else made the mess. Like they took a mixer in a bowl of cake mix and sent it flying all over the kitchen, a big icky mess. UGH, I will never be done with school, I think I need a vacation!!!

Richard is another good name to call a guy---you know what name is short for Richard, don't you?

Nice tagline, Mr Peepers...

I'm afraid to comment on the name Mr. Peepers. If it's your real name, it's nice, if not I'm cracking up, thinking of SNL and Chris Catan.

We dont man bash in here, we offer advice to each other about men that need their heads bashed But you're not one of them, are you??

i think he's safe, since he said his name isn't Richard, however, how do we know he's not lying...