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#420841 - 09/10/05 08:29 PM
A Clean Joke
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The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced Peek-A-Boo) is not just an athlete....she is a nurse currently working at the Intensive Care Unit for a large metropolitan hospital.
She is not permitted to answer the telephone.
It caused too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say,
(your going to love this!)
Picabo, ICU.....
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#420842 - 09/11/05 01:13 AM
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LOL..I loved it!  (but then again, I'm easily entertained...hee hee) 
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#420843 - 09/11/05 01:15 AM
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LOL..I loved it! (but then again, I'm easily entertained...hee hee)
Oops...this was me! Forgot to sign in. 
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#420844 - 09/12/05 12:46 PM
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Cute, Andy!
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#420846 - 09/12/05 02:29 PM
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Monday morning and you made me smile. Thanks...
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#420847 - 09/12/05 03:58 PM
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Thanks for the Monday morning joke, starts my week off right.  Passed it on to a few co-workers!!!
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#420849 - 09/12/05 04:33 PM
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::sigh:: What would you call it if everyone in America drove a pink car? ... A Pink Car-nation.... yuk yuk yuk.
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#420850 - 09/12/05 07:10 PM
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::sigh:: What would you call it if everyone in America drove a pink car? ... A Pink Car-nation.... yuk yuk yuk.
LOL @ Pink Car-nation (did you just make that one up yourself!?) 
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#420853 - 09/12/05 07:16 PM
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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the monkey cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. 
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#420854 - 09/12/05 07:32 PM
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the 'possum that it could be done.
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#420856 - 09/12/05 09:18 PM
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why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
he didn't have the guts.
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#420858 - 09/13/05 02:57 AM
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Did you hear about the fight at the fish market last night?
Two trout got battered!
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#420859 - 09/13/05 02:59 AM
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One woman had four husbands in her lifetime. The first was a millionaire, the second one was a magician, the third was a preacher, and the fourth was an undertaker. Why did she marry them all? ONE FOR THE MONEY, TWO FOR THE SHOW, THREE TO GET READY, AND FOUR TO GO. 
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