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#434727 - 11/09/05 03:38 PM Re: Nicholas Cage
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In hades.
had a friend in college snort tabasco on a dare. we were at a pitt grill at three in morning and we were bored, so we figured what the hey, I've never seen someone run as fast as he did.
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#434728 - 11/09/05 03:40 PM Re: Nicholas Cage
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Snorting tabasco. That is so nasty.
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#434729 - 11/09/05 03:45 PM Re: Nicholas Cage
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Yeah a guy I know snorted wasabe, and he couldn't stop crying for about an hour... it was funny

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#434730 - 11/09/05 03:50 PM Re: Nicholas Cage
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In hades.
nasty but funny as he11
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#434731 - 11/09/05 06:20 PM Re: Nicholas Cage
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[censored] out loud on a first date

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#434732 - 11/09/05 07:49 PM Re: Nicholas Cage
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That was weak.
Ripping someones fingernails off with a rusty plier, then putting little droplets of battery acid where the nail used to grow...

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#434733 - 11/09/05 08:47 PM Re: Nicholas Cage
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getting your hair caught in a fan blade...better yet, your cats tail getting caught in a fan blade
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#434734 - 11/09/05 09:08 PM Re: Nicholas Cage
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Finding out your girlfriend's name used to be Bubba
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#434735 - 11/09/05 09:41 PM Re: Nicholas Cage
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Adding salt to your fries and the whole danged lid comes off
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#434736 - 11/10/05 03:45 AM Re: Nicholas Cage
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Being born 8 1/2 months premature.
Thank you Steven Wright.
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#434737 - 11/10/05 02:35 PM Re: Nicholas Cage
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dripping jalapeno juice on your brothers toothbrush for the next morning
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#434738 - 11/10/05 03:51 PM Re: Nicholas Cage
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bacon grease being splattered into your eyes
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#434739 - 11/10/05 04:00 PM Re: Nicholas Cage
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c'mon Peepers, you can do better than that. Pull a good one from that torturous mind of yours.
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#434740 - 11/10/05 04:08 PM Re: Nicholas Cage
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laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose.. at your boyfriend's family reunion.

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#434741 - 11/10/05 04:14 PM Re: Nicholas Cage
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In my Strappy Heeled Sandals!
squirtin' milk from your tear ducts... eww.. LOL..
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#434742 - 11/10/05 04:21 PM Re: Nicholas Cage
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watching Search fall out of a truck and breaking a heel i know, i know, she's not gonna think its funny but who cares
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#434743 - 11/10/05 04:25 PM Re: Nicholas Cage
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watching Search fall out of a truck and breaking a heel i know, i know, she's not gonna think its funny but who cares




Aw, good one That Girl. After the inital shock, ensurin' my bones aren't broke...my tush isn't flashin...and my teeth aren't missin'... I'd laugh.. get up.. clean up.. and have a perfect excuse to go out and purchase another pair of shoes...
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#434744 - 11/10/05 04:55 PM Re: Nicholas Cage
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The waitress brings your order of fajitas steaming hot to the table, you lay your fork on the metal not paying attention to the fact that the fork is getting hot and then putting the fork in your mouth. OUCH!

ohhh, its all about the pain..........
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#434745 - 11/10/05 04:59 PM Re: Nicholas Cage
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Getting shot 157 times and living...
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#434746 - 11/10/05 05:04 PM Re: Nicholas Cage
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getting shot 157 times in *private* areas and living...
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#434747 - 11/10/05 05:13 PM Re: Nicholas Cage
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gee, 157 times? there wouldnt be any privates left would there?
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#434748 - 11/10/05 05:14 PM Re: Nicholas Cage
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accidently ramming an axe into your knee as you’re chopping wood
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#434749 - 11/10/05 05:14 PM Re: Nicholas Cage
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gee, 157 times? there wouldnt be any privates left would there?




reconstructive surgery... oh the advancement in the medical field... don't ya know, you'd get new parts..
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#434750 - 11/10/05 05:16 PM Re: Nicholas Cage
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Getting married to a girl named Lorena only to find out she had hidden her true last name from you...Bobbitt!
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#434751 - 11/10/05 05:38 PM Re: Nicholas Cage
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accidently ramming an axe into your knee as you’re chopping wood




Thats more like it.

I actually did this to my daughter: placing a rubber band unnoticeably around the sprayer on the sink so that when she turns the water on, it sprayed her. It was like the MasterCard commercial, Priceless! Dont think I have ever laughed so hard in all my life.
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