I love some of the side characters:
Jackie Chiles - "That's agregious, outrageous, preposterous!"
Putty - "Feels like an Arby's night"
Mr. Tomosulo - "I'll see you in [censored], Costanza."
Darren the Intern - "Then Mr. Seinfeld and Mr. Constanza debated as to whether or not Iron Man wore some sort of undergarment under his suit."
Bookman - "I don't judge a man by the length of his hair but when you come into the NY Public Library you put on a pair of shoes, mister!"
Kruger - "Maybe there should be a "Koko"...George?

And Festivus is one my may favorites! I swore last December that I am going to celebrate Festivus this year, complete with the "Airing of Grievances" - "I have a lot of problems with you people!"

I love this show!!
I love the episode where Jerry and Kramer didn't have any water pressure and it made their hair flat!!

Can't forget the pirate shirt!!lol

Jerry: Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.

George: The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.

Independent George (I use that one a lot), along with the "Summer of George".

What character do you relate most to? Mine would be Puddy.

What about the "Sideler" and the tic tacs.

"You're not Suzy?"
"Nope"
"But I've been calling you Suzy!"

You can't forget the "Urban Sombraro"

We call it the "Bro"
No the "Manzeer"


Helloooooooooooooooooo!

"For I am Castanza, lord of the idiots"

Skunk Boy and DX2 those are brilliant! I had forgotten all about the cleavage line and the "Lord of the Idiots" line.

Who do I most identify with? I'd have to say George just because of his parents. When my wife and I go visit them we tell people that we are going to the Costanza's - it is scary how similar they are, man.

And the Sideler reminds me of Kramer having the Merv Griffin set in his apartment - that was too much!

the soft talker

the virgin

"She has a doll that looks just like my mother."

"I didn't expect to walk in on my son treating his body like an amusement park"

"Alcoholic chicken..."

"They're real and they're spectacular."

Mulva?

Extra MSG

George: The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to

return soup at a deli!



(Jerry gives Kramer a "what the h-" glance)



George: I got about fifty-feet out and then suddenly the great beast

appeared before me. I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a

foot. As if sensing my presence he gave out a big bellow. I said,

"Easy big fella!" And then as I watched him struggling I realized

something was obstructing his breathing. From where I was standing

I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!

Jerry: Mammal.

George: Whatever.

Kramer: Well, what did you do next?

George: Then from out of nowhere a huge title wave lifted, tossed like a

quark and I found myself on top of him face to face with the

blow-hole. I could barely see from all of the waves crashing down on

top of me but I knew something was there so I reached my hand and

pulled out the obstruction!



(George pulls out of the inside pocket a golf ball)



(Jerry and George just stare at Kramer)



Kramer: What is that a Titleist? A hole in one eh

Bizarro World

The library episode with the library policeman "Mr. Bookman"

Poppy not washing his hands.

There are so many good ones. I love this show! We actually just saw Jerry Seinfeld doing stand-up at the beginning of this month.

how was his stand up now?

I'm sorry sir we can't take this book back.
why not?
Because it's been flagged...it's been in the bathroom.

My alltime favorite exchange would have to be after Jerry harasses Kramer's girlfriend at work and she runs into the street and gets her pinky toe cut off my the street sweeper. When Kramer comes to the apt to tell George and Jerry about how he picked up the toe, put it on ice in a kracker jack box, hopped on the bus, fought off the hijacker and drove the bus to the hospital was priceless. George says "You're batman" and Kramer replies "I AM batman"... awesome stuff.

Other episodes I like are the Kenny Rogers Roaster where Jerry and Kramer switch apartments. When Newman is forced to eat Brocolli and then spits it yelling "Vile Weed" and asks for a shot of honey mustard...that was classic.

I also love the espisode where George stops having sex and gets smarter while Elaine stops having sex and gets dumber. Great writing in that episode.

When Kramer and Newman get spit on at the Mets game and Jerry re-enacts the scene similar to the magic bullet theory from the Kennedy assassination. Instead it was the magic "lugie" sp?

"you are not giving away the water pick!" Mrs. Costanza

"serenity now, insanity later" Lloyd Braun

"look away, I am hideous" Kramer after smoking for a few days.

Jerry: Oh, come on, just tell me your code already. What is it?

George: I am not giving you my code.

Kramer: I'll bet I can guess it.

George: Pssh. Yeah. Right.

Kramer: Oh, alright. Yeah. Uh, let's see. Um, well, we can throw out

birthdays immediately. That's too obvious. And no numbers for you, you're a

word man. Alright, let's go deeper. Uh, what kind of man are you? Well,

you're weak, spineless, a man of temptations, but what tempts you?

George: Huh?

Kramer: You're a portly fellow, a bit long in the waistband. So what's your

pleasure? Is it the salty snacks you crave? No no no no no, yours is a sweet

tooth.

George: Get out of here.

Kramer: Oh you may stray, but you'll always return to your dark master, the

cocoa bean.

George: I'm leaving.

Kramer (building up steam as George bolts for the door): No, and only the

purest syrup nectar can satisfy you!

George: I gotta go.

Kramer: If you could you'd guzzle it by the gallon! Ovaltine! Hershey's!

George: Shut up!

Kramer: Nestl駳 Quik!

George: Shut up!

KRAMER: You know the police, they found another victim of the Lopper in Riverside Park. I saw the photo, and it looked a lot like you.

JERRYL Oh, come on. There's a lot of people walking around the city that look like me.

KRAMER: Not as many as there used to be.

KRAMER: You want to get outta here? Here's what we do. We leave the car here, we take the plates off, we scratch the serial number off the engine block, and we walk away.

JERRY: Walk away?

KRAMER: You've got insurance. You tell them that the car was stolen, and then you get another one free.

JERRY: Isn't there a deductible?

KRAMER: All right, what is your deductible?

JERRY: I don't know.

KRAMER: Yes, because they've already deducted it.

JERRY: From what?

KRAMER: The car, which we're leaving. So the net is zero. See you pocket the money, if there is any, and you get a new car.

JERRY: We're not leaving the car!

OK, whoever posted the three or four posts above absolutely nailed some of the best exchanges ever. Thanks, those were great, lol. I love when Kramer interogates George, lololol. George is getting frustrated!!

I completely miss this show however, each Christmas someone gets me the box sets.

"Little Yerry Seinfeld"

I love the one where Jerry's father is ousted from the condo board and they do a Nixon-like exit.

Shrinkage

The fight over the parking space

There are so many to love.

Kramer hiding his key...

Jerry taking back his keys...

Bubble Boy.

Mrs. SANGER: This is Donald.

GEORGE: Hi.

SUSAN: Hello.

DONALD: WHO ARE YOU? Where's Seinfeld?

Mrs. SANGER: He's on his way. These are his friends.

DONALD: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT? NEVER SEEN A KID IN A BUBBLE BEFORE?

GEORGE: 'Course I have. Come on. My cousin's in a bubble. My friend Jeffrey's uh, sister, also ... you know ...bubble. I got a lot of bubble experience. Come on.

DONALD: WHAT'S YOUR STORY?

SUSAN: I, I have no story.

GEORGE: She works for NBC.

DONALD: HOW 'BOUT TAKING YOUR TOP OFF?

Mrs. SANGER: Donald, behave yourself.

DONALD: COME ON.

Mrs. SANGER: I know. I know. Why don't you play a game of trivial Pursuit?

GEORGE: Well, you know we gotta been running because of the ...

DONALD: WHAT? ARE YOU AFRAID?

GEORGE: Humph, no, uh, it's just that ...

DONALD: I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS.

DONALD: OK, HISTORY. THIS IS FOR THE GAME. HOW YA DOIN' OVER THERE? NOT TOO GOOD!

GEORGE: All right BB. Let's just play... Who invaded Spain in the 8th century?

DONALD: THAT'S A JOKE. THE MOORS.

GEORGE: Oh, Noooo, I'm so sorry. It's the MOOPS. The correct answer is, The MOOPS.

DONALD: MOOPS? LET ME SEE THAT. THAT'S NOT MOOPS YOU JERK, IT'S MOORS. IT'S A MISPRINT.

GEORGE: I'm sorry the card says MOOPS.

DONALD: IT DOESN'T MATTER. I'S THE MOORS. THERE'S NO MOOPS.

GEORGE: It's MOOPS.

DONALD: MOORS.

GEORGE: MOOPS,

DONALD: MOORS!

GEORGE: Help, someone. <BUBBLE BOY is strangling George>

DONALD: THERE'S NO MOOPS. YOU IDIOT.

SUSAN: Stop it. Let go of him!

Mrs. SANGER: Donald, stop it! Now, let go of him Donald. Donald!

DONALD: I'M GOING TO KILL HIM.

Mrs. SANGER: Donald, ... donald...

DONALD: MOORS. SAY MOORS!

Mrs. SANGER: Donald, No. ... stop it ..

<Susan bursts the bubble>

<hissing sound and Donald's hands leave George's throat>

Jerry: so, how was your date?
Elaine: lets see, how should i say this? he took it out.
Jerry: he took what out?
Elaine: it
Jerry: it?
Elaine: out
Jerry: out
Elaine: he took.. it out

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and the backwards episode when they went to India is a fav of mine